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Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 12:39 PM
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RayBob
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An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. He was wearing his old Air Force flight jacket with all his old flying patches.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’ She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 12:47 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 12:49 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 01:08 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 01:08 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 01:13 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 01:18 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 01:56 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 02:25 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 02:46 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 02:47 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 02:58 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 03:01 PM
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05/18/22 03:30 PM
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Re: Are You a Pilot?
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05/18/22 06:53 PM
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