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WARNING (PSA)
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04/28/22 11:44 AM
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Stolen from a FB post I saw!
TEXAS CAUTION: In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit...
Before you come to Texas to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. Especially, around the coastal, rural and all of south Texas! There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...
So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing on our beaches, river bottoms, hill country or lakes this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat you alive with ticks and chiggers.
Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guys wearing speedos.
Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes.
Texas panthers have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.
The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.
Snakes... don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras.
The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation.
We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars.
Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this season.
We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.
Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Oklahoma grasshoppers.
Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.
I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns. Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.
Oh, and no one is vaccinated.
I hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though.”
Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
[Re: Patriot Guard Rider]
#14354571
04/28/22 11:51 AM
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Curt0407
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You nailed it PGR. I was born and raised in Texas and have never seen things as bad as they are now. It did get a little tough when the killer bees swarmed up from South America and blotted out the skies for days. Fortunately, the huge number of tarantulas were able to thin the swarm some.
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
[Re: Patriot Guard Rider]
#14354608
04/28/22 12:13 PM
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Teeners boat
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Amen to that. Gotta Love Texas!
Reality. What a concept!
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
[Re: Patriot Guard Rider]
#14354618
04/28/22 12:25 PM
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banker-always fishing
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God Bless Love the post!
IGFA World Record Rio Grande Cichlid. Lake Dunlap. John 3:16 Sinner's Prayer. God forgive me a sinner. I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior !
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
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#14354680
04/28/22 01:00 PM
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Fish-ed
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Very nice and well written
just trying to catch a fish
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
[Re: Patriot Guard Rider]
#14354854
04/28/22 03:23 PM
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Dave-0
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And don't forget, the snipes are tired of being hunted and have in turn gone into offensive mode, picking the eyes out of younger children and the disabled.Especially those with distinguished foreign accents. The streets have been littered with eye goo from injured persons.
Laws won't fix a sin problem. What this world needs is a revival, change of the heart. ~The Skipper
Age is a number. Old is a lifestyle.
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
[Re: Dave-0]
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04/28/22 03:24 PM
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And don't forget, the snipes are tired of being hunted and have in turn gone into offensive mode, picking the eyes out of younger children and the disabled.Especially those with distinguished foreign accents. The streets have been littered with eye goo from injured persons.
Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
[Re: Patriot Guard Rider]
#14354881
04/28/22 03:45 PM
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RayBob
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Advice? Wise men don't need it. Fools won't heed it.
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Re: WARNING (PSA)
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04/28/22 04:55 PM
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Curt0407
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And don't forget, the snipes are tired of being hunted and have in turn gone into offensive mode, picking the eyes out of younger children and the disabled.Especially those with distinguished foreign accents. The streets have been littered with eye goo from injured persons. I hunted a many a snipe in my youth before they became feral killing machines. Of course the wild silver backed badgers helped to keep their numbers down.
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