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Re: Limerick Day [Re: ReelBusy] #13994920 05/12/21 06:14 PM
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There once was a lass from Peru,
Who found an elephants w*ng in her stew,
Said the waiter with a mutter, don’t make such a clutter,
Or the others will all want one too

Re: Limerick Day [Re: ReelBusy] #13995043 05/12/21 07:23 PM
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A man came out with a fart machine
A fart was fired, a scream was heard
A man was hit by a flying turd

Re: Limerick Day [Re: ReelBusy] #13995162 05/12/21 08:44 PM
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Re: Limerick Day [Re: MBradford] #13995168 05/12/21 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by MBradford


I read the examples your posted
it's early so I'm not yet toasted
I wont throw a fit
but I'm about done with it
I hope this wont get me roasted


Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.

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Re: Limerick Day [Re: UGLYSHCTICK] #13996279 05/13/21 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
Originally Posted by MBradford


I read the examples your posted
it's early so I'm not yet toasted
I wont throw a fit
but I'm about done with it
I hope this wont get me roasted



I have had lessons on what a "limerick" is
In fact, I made A's on the Quiz
Your link may be true
and your facts may be straight,
but you gotta loosen up,
and lose all the hate.


Everything on your bass boat is broken......You just don't know it yet.
Re: Limerick Day [Re: ReelBusy] #13997394 05/14/21 02:34 PM
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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often


Biden famously said in the New York Observer, “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
Re: Limerick Day [Re: deucer02] #13997435 05/14/21 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by deucer02

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often


roflmao
Never heard that one before.


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