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Limerick Day
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05/12/21 11:31 AM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 25,283
ReelBusy
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Whatcha got? Come on Butch, make it rhyme.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 11:41 AM
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,376
crapyetr
TFF Team Angler
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there once was a woman from Sarat
who had triplets named Tom, Tim, and Tat
it was fun in the breeding,
but hard in the feeding,
because there was not tit for Tat
MERCY - not receiving what you deserve GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve America's MESS = God's miracle fixes I'd rather walk with God with no questions answered than to walk thru life without Him and know the answers
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 11:42 AM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 12,662
Curt0407
TFF Guru
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A wonderful bird is the pelican; His beak can hold more than his belican. He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week, Though I sure don't know how the helican!
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 12:29 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 12,111
BCBassCat
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Posts: 12,111 |
There once was a man named Dave
He found a dead hooker in a cave
She was as ugly as sin
She looked like rin-tin-tin
But think of the money he'd save
~ Andrew Dice Clay
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 12:33 PM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 5,324
Wylie Jeff
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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Keep looking forward. That’s why windshields are larger than rear view mirrors.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 12:43 PM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 25,786
T Bird
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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God said, " Baseball between us sounds swell"!
Satan replied, "Your team, just will not, do well"!
"I know Mantle and Ruth play for you
but there ain't a whole lot, they can do
cause the Umpires, are all down here, in Hell"!
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 12:46 PM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 12,547
MBradford
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There was a young sailor named Bates Who danced the fandango on skates. But a fall on his cutlass Has rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 01:13 PM
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Joined: May 2019
Posts: 6,815
avid_basser
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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Posts: 6,815 |
There once was a man from Drass
His balls were made of brass
In stormy weather, they clang together
And lightning shot out his @ss
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 02:53 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,106
UGLYSHCTICK
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I joined this forum in 2015
thinking you guys had some class
but I soon found out , without a doubt
most of you folks are a pain in the @ss
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 04:01 PM
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Joined: Apr 2021
Posts: 376
TAFKABCF
Angler
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Angler
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There once was a man from Pawtucket
(Sorry, the posting rules say that I can't finish this one.)
Bitter clinger
Archie Bunker was right about everything
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: UGLYSHCTICK]
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05/12/21 05:02 PM
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 4,598
spacejunkie
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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Posts: 4,598 |
I joined this forum in 2015
thinking you guys had some class
but I soon found out , without a doubt
most of you folks are a pain in the @ss
Winner.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: Curt0407]
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05/12/21 05:11 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 22,501
lconn4
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A wonderful bird is the pelican; His beak can hold more than his belican. He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week, Though I sure don't know how the helican! Always add a picture!
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: spacejunkie]
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05/12/21 05:21 PM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 12,547
MBradford
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Posts: 12,547 |
I joined this forum in 2015
thinking you guys had some class
but I soon found out , without a doubt
most of you folks are a pain in the @ss
Winner. Fail.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
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05/12/21 06:00 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 1,349
GeoFisher
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Posts: 1,349 |
In days of old, when knights were bold Before toilets had been invented They dropped their loads upon the roads And walked away.........Contented.
Everything on your bass boat is broken......You just don't know it yet.
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Re: Limerick Day
[Re: ReelBusy]
#13994906
05/12/21 06:07 PM
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 82,322
Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
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A mathematician named Hall, Had a hexahedronical ball The cube of it's weight Plus his Johnson times eight, Is his phone number, give him a call.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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