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What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:54 AM
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Mudshark
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Let’s say you are not feeling well, but you are going 80MPH in heavy traffic. Do you try and roll down the window, just barf while looking straight or go for the map holder in the door? If you barf while looking straight ahead, you are probably going to miss your next meeting, out the window is just gross and will draw attention to you and if you hit the map holder, I can’t see how you would ever make the car not smell like barf for about two weeks.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:56 AM
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PaulGrapevine
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I have kids. These are in the back of every seat pocket.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:59 AM
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Bob Davis
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Pukebags. What a novel idea!
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 03:01 AM
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Chris B
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This sounds like a question for 1shot.
I hate photobucket.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 03:07 AM
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CCTX
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I haven’t puked in years.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 03:08 AM
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Mark C
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Open door slightly. Turn head left and down. Let fly. Open another beer. No need to even lift.
You are not a good or nice person.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 03:10 AM
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bshort
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Last time I puked while driving was at an intersection....in 2001
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 03:12 AM
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 03:20 AM
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
#13994279
05/12/21 10:25 AM
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Dan21XRS
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Pull your shirt collar up over your mouth and let-r-rip... It's contained and gives you that nice warm fuzzy feeling as it seeps down into your shorts... Dan
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 11:28 AM
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Samsonsworld
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I'd just stick my head out the window. But I'd hold it in until I was in front of a convertible.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 11:39 AM
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AmpedUp
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I wasn't driving but I had to do that in my empty travel mug!!
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 11:41 AM
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drift4fish
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Head out window, careful of mail boxes.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 11:52 AM
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B-rader
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Puking is easy. Taking a poo can be a challenge
A-RIGS , MAKING BAD FISHERMAN LOOK GOOD SINCE 2010
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 12:29 PM
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Jpurdue
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You man up and swallow it back down. Take a dump in a public restroom and leave the stall door open. Use a hot pin to release the pressure on a subungual hematoma through the nail. The trifecta of raw manliness.
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 12:39 PM
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Trickster
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I haven’t puked in years. Same here. Don't recall the last time I did.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 12:44 PM
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JJ4MEL
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Puked in my hat once and in a duffel bag once all while driving.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 12:44 PM
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Allison1
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80 mph in heavy traffic is not happening with me but if I did not feel good I would not be in the fast lane in the first place.
The last time I threw up in a car was in the early 90's. It was at night. I rolled down the window.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 01:54 PM
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LoneStarSon
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I was driving back to campus one day and on my way to the staff parking lot, a young lady in the car ahead of mine opened the driver's side door, leaned out and puked. We were only going about 5 to 10 mph, so not sure how one would do that at 80 mph, but YOLO.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 01:55 PM
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BCBassCat
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You man up and swallow it back down. Take a dump in a public restroom and leave the stall door open. Use a hot pin to release the pressure on a subungual hematoma through the nail. The trifecta of raw manliness. Just don't leave it open at chick-fil-a
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 01:57 PM
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Westside.
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You man up and swallow it back down. Take a dump in a public restroom and leave the stall door open. Use a hot pin to release the pressure on a subungual hematoma through the nail. The trifecta of raw manliness. Just don't leave it open at chick-fil-a
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:05 PM
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LMG
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Put the Mad Dog 20/20 down bro.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:08 PM
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CCTX
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I haven’t puked in years. Same here. Don't recall the last time I did. Last time for me was Kauai 2005. Lost three days of vacation to bathroom quarantine. I could tell the ground beef wasn't quite right when I was eating it, but didn't want to be rude to the hosts.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:10 PM
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Pat Goff
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Route 44 sonic cup. From experience
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 02:13 PM
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When I was in college, my buddy and I went out one night during Christmas break. We were taking a cab back to my parents’ house and he started to feel queasy. Cab driver couldn’t pull over but was adamant about my friend not puking in his cab. Said there would be a $150 cleaning fee on top of the cab fair.
The driver had a red solo cup full of water in his cup holder. I said we needed it and quickly. He dumps it out the window, I hand it to my buddy just as it was coming up, and he proceeded to puke so much that it overflowed the cup and went in his lap. Driver freaks out, pulls over and gets out of the car. He sits on the hood with his knees pulled up to his chest and starts rocking back and forth. About 30 seconds later, he starts puking all over the place. So I’m sitting in the cab alone while my buddy, who is hammered, is violently throwing up by the trunk of the cab and the cab driver is violently throwing up at the hood of the cab. This was all about a mile from my parents’ house.
$200 cab ride (luckily I had a lot of cash on me).
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Chris B]
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05/12/21 02:51 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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This sounds like a question for 1shot. I drove 6 miles with my door open once....Puking the whole way. Playing beer pong with liquor instead is a bad idea.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 02:59 PM
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 03:00 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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I had some "friends" pour me into my truck one night. They had to reach over and start the truck for me. I put it in gear, took off. They tried to follow me. Said I was doing 75mph down 110 between GS and Van. Driver door wide open me calling for Ralph and his Buick. They gave up chase cause the just knew I was going to crash and die. To this day I cannot hardly stand the smell of Southern Comfort.
note* I do not recall anything about that evening.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Samsonsworld]
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05/12/21 03:41 PM
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I'd just stick my head out the window. But I'd hold it in until I was in front of a convertible. ^^^this
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 04:52 PM
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When I was in college, my buddy and I went out one night during Christmas break. We were taking a cab back to my parents’ house and he started to feel queasy. Cab driver couldn’t pull over but was adamant about my friend not puking in his cab. Said there would be a $150 cleaning fee on top of the cab fair. This is one of those situations where I would try and teach someone a lesson about unintended consequences. If he was going to charge me $150 flat rate cleaning fee for puking in his cab, I would make sure I got my money’s worth.
Last edited by Sawhorse; 05/12/21 06:07 PM.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 05:59 PM
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Budlitego
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I had a friend that held his hands over his mouth, but the pressure was so intense. He puked out of his nose into my friends vents.
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05/12/21 07:24 PM
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 07:27 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Sawhorse]
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05/12/21 08:00 PM
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When I was in college, my buddy and I went out one night during Christmas break. We were taking a cab back to my parents’ house and he started to feel queasy. Cab driver couldn’t pull over but was adamant about my friend not puking in his cab. Said there would be a $150 cleaning fee on top of the cab fair. This is one of those situations where I would try and teach someone a lesson about unintended consequences. If he was going to charge me $150 flat rate cleaning fee for puking in his cab, I would make sure I got my money’s worth.
TRUMP 2024
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 08:44 PM
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rj74955
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I sloe gin puked in my bed in high school one time and THEN tried crawling to the bathroom. I was laying in the doorway of my bedroom and my mom comes out of her room and saw me and my bed and thought someone had stabbed me and I was bleeding to death. Sloe gin is even more red when it comes back up.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/12/21 09:47 PM
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Cmack
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Not sure about the best way but one of the worst was attempting to puke out the T top of a 1978 Trans AM at 70 mph. Don't ask me how I know.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/12/21 10:33 PM
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grandbassslayer
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Had a kid puke everywhere in the backseat. Weathertechs are great!
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Mudshark]
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05/13/21 12:32 AM
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Not driving a car but I'll throw this in. Back around '96 me and a buddy heard about the great Guinness toast being held at the flying saucer in funkytown, so we head downtown. If I remember correctly you had to drink 12 pints and you got a plaque with your name and whatnot. We accomplished that goal but almost immediately after taking his last chug he said, man I gotta get out of here, made it outside to the sidewalk and he starts hurling, I didn't watch but the sound made me start to heave, managed to hold it together and hailed a cab, the driver took one look and cursed me and hauled it on outta there. I stumbled around until I found a pay phone called some chicks over in Northside to come get us, which they did but cursed us the whole ride back to their place, we didn't score any tail that night. Good times
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Westside.]
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05/13/21 02:15 AM
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rj74955
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Not driving a car but I'll throw this in. Back around '96 me and a buddy heard about the great Guinness toast being held at the flying saucer in funkytown, so we head downtown. If I remember correctly you had to drink 12 pints and you got a plaque with your name and whatnot. We accomplished that goal but almost immediately after taking his last chug he said, man I gotta get out of here, made it outside to the sidewalk and he starts hurling, I didn't watch but the sound made me start to heave, managed to hold it together and hailed a cab, the driver took one look and cursed me and hauled it on outta there. I stumbled around until I found a pay phone called some chicks over in Northside to come get us, which they did but cursed us the whole ride back to their place, we didn't score any tail that night. Good times When my wife had morning sickness I would too. She would puke and it would make me puke, which would make her puke, which would make me puke again. Plus she got fat.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
[Re: Sawhorse]
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05/13/21 03:44 AM
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Duck_Hunter
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When I was in college, my buddy and I went out one night during Christmas break. We were taking a cab back to my parents’ house and he started to feel queasy. Cab driver couldn’t pull over but was adamant about my friend not puking in his cab. Said there would be a $150 cleaning fee on top of the cab fair. This is one of those situations where I would try and teach someone a lesson about unintended consequences. If he was going to charge me $150 flat rate cleaning fee for puking in his cab, I would make sure I got my money’s worth. You’re right, but I was young and drunk. Next time I’ll know.
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[Re: Mudshark]
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05/13/21 11:43 AM
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RobertHan
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I always carry a small first aid kit with a few essentials on my SUV. In a few necessary situations, it has helped me alot. I use Small First Aid Kit by Surviveware. This first aid kit’s contents are rather basic. It covers the standard range of emergencies that is expected of such kits However, it still includes a good range of items, shears and tweezers, a blanket, and even something as non-standard as a splinter probe.
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05/13/21 12:16 PM
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RATZ
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I usually have a big qt cup I can use in emergencies
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05/13/21 12:24 PM
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BCBassCat
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In a hat, then go home and throw it the dishwasher.
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Re: What is the best way to throw up while driving a car?
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05/13/21 02:03 PM
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rj74955
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In a hat, then go home and throw it the dishwasher. Boom!
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