For reference:

There’s a 1 in 112,400 chance of dying from a dog bite or attack.
in a cataclysmic storm — one in 66,335
from a bee, wasp, or hornet sting — 63,225
in transportation incidents — one in 9,821, and
from firearm discharges — one in 6,905.

Now please wear your masks.......

Poodles are the meanest breed of dogs I've ever dealt with, had one that would literally jump to bite you in the cods.

Don't group them up all as one. The little ones maybe nasty little rodents but Standard Poodles are about the friendliest breed out there. Last I checked they average about 1 recorded bite every 8 years.

So.... if Junebengreat was driving in a storm, and a pittbull jumped through the window and attacked him. And he pulled out a gun (Llama .25 caliber) to shoot it. Missed and hit himself , which caused him to crash into a tree. Which had a swarm of migrating killer honey bees , that attacked him...... What would be the cause of death? One of these incidents or Mrs. Junebengreat castrating him with a butter knife for giving the neighborhood bicycle (everyone gets to ride) his phone # ?

Serious question here. If it truly is the “owner” not the breed, what do the owners do differently to keep the SOBs from eating a 5 year old kid?

You can say, love it, chain it, cuddle it, kiss it, give it cookies, doesn’t matter.

If that is really the answer why own something you have to do that with to keep it from killing children or 75 year old grandmas?

Makes no sense.

For reference:

There’s a 1 in 112,400 chance of dying from a dog bite or attack.
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Never mind getting mauled and maimed.

Well....if you want to follow your logic....then you should never drive with a kid in your car again. Makes no sense since they are more likely to die from you driving them somewhere than a dog attack.......

I bet bet it’s thousands of bites from poodles a year. Nobody would admit they got ate by a penche poodle.

Negative. Driving a car is a necessity. The question is.... Are these dogs unfit for society or do they just have a bad rap and it’s all about how they are raised.
Again, what do you have to do differently as a good owner to make sure innocent people are not killed by sweet kissypoo.

A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carry him on his back across a river. “Are you Scorpion mad?” exclaimed the turtle. “You’ll sting me while I’m swimming and I’ll drown.” “My dear turtle,” laughed the scorpion, “if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now, where is the logic in that?” “You’re right!” cried the turtle. “Hop on!” The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle resignedly said: “Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there’d be no logic in your stinging me. Why did you do it?” “It has nothing to do with logic,” the drowning scorpion sadly replied. “It’s just my character.”

Better hide indoors then cupcake and make sure you have your mask on....you're more likely to to be injured from a bee sting or your own firearm since you want to selectively quote me.

rom a bee, wasp, or hornet sting — 63,225
from firearm discharges — one in 6,905