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 Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
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04/14/21 05:53 PM
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1oldbassguy
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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" not tonight , I have a yeast infection " ---- and I thought , when did she learn to bake bread ?
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: 1oldbassguy]
#13960039
04/14/21 06:04 PM
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Posts: 15,243
Sawhorse
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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" not tonight , I have a yeast infection " ---- and I thought , when did she learn to bake bread ? Fight thru it! Only something requiring antibiotics or stronger should prevent love making.
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960047
04/14/21 06:08 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 21,992
Caribou
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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“So my goal for today” I don’t need to hear your goal, just get busy and get it done.
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960098
04/14/21 06:43 PM
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Posts: 45,507
Mudshark
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I’m cooking supper tonight......on the surface, that’s a good thing, but really it’s code for “You better not be planning on doing anything after work”
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960104
04/14/21 06:46 PM
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Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 3,467
Zipster
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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"Shut up and get me a beer!"
Me: " Yes Ma'am"
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960249
04/14/21 07:54 PM
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 2,063
TroyKing
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
Joined: Sep 2014
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I came home from work a couple weeks ago my wife said "you need to buy an AR-15"😲... So I did.
The driving force and secret desire of every bass fisherman, is to one day be a crappie fisherman............Could it be that the good Lord just smilies and looks the other way when a fisherman tells a lie?
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: TroyKing]
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04/14/21 07:58 PM
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 119,870
TexDawg
Top Dawg
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Top Dawg
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I came home from work a couple weeks ago my wife said "you need to buy an AR-15"😲... So I did. Nice 
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960293
04/14/21 08:29 PM
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Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 3,880
Flags
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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Posts: 3,880 |
Retired Navy Chief Signalman
NJROTC Instructor Tascosa High School
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960322
04/14/21 08:55 PM
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Joined: May 2013
Posts: 11,668
Indianation65
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Man, the nonsense husbands put up with from their wives is astounding! Try not listening, or being deaf. ...------
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960328
04/14/21 09:01 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,124
UGLYSHCTICK
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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my wife kissed me the other night and stated " that's for being such a good lover" I punched her right between the eyes and said "that's for knowing the difference!"
just kidding,
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960339
04/14/21 09:21 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 657
gdr_11
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 657 |
There is not enough battery life on my iPhone to write it all down.
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960612
04/15/21 01:12 AM
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 322
on the fly
Angler
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Angler
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 322 |
Old friend cleaned out the medicine cabinet and put it all on his wife's nightstand. Wife came in and said "what's all that for?". He said "one for every excuse you got". Didn't work.
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: TexDawg]
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04/15/21 02:43 AM
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 11,715
Coach Hark
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I told you 15 times, well maybe you did from the other room while the dishwasher was running and I had headphones on This and throws a dam fit if you say huh. Then screams afterwards and asked me now do you hear me? I say yeah and so did every neighbor 500 yards away.
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960768
04/15/21 03:17 AM
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 17,017
Pat Goff
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Just finishing the final details on the renovation. I mean completely redone. New everything. Second night decided this might not be where she wants to stay. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ibb.co/WBc6zSs/stick-house-1.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ibb.co/NYC0bsZ/IMG-0499-1.jpg)
Pat Goff Seadrift TX ![[Linked Image]](https://i.ibb.co/X48Kbbq/scooter-shallow.jpg)
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Re: Wife sayings
[Re: Bandit 200 XP]
#13960775
04/15/21 03:24 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 23,388
J.P. Greeson
the janitor
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the janitor
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Mine is ADHD. It keeps life interesting. 
The solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. --John Gierach ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2019/09/full-13-25328-gco.jpg)
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