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 Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 02:35 AM
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BigDozer66
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You already know the answer! 
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: Stump jumper]
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04/12/21 02:36 AM
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BigDozer66
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I worked with a dude that had some nasty hemorrhoids. He made an appointment with a proctologist. He went in and the guy had hands like a basketball player. He turned around and walked out. He looked up a proctologist with an oriental name. 
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: sdavis24]
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04/12/21 03:12 AM
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Bob Davis
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I believe this was covered in a Seinfeld, and the key determination was if it moved.
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 03:14 AM
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banker-always fishing
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 03:14 AM
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Bob Davis
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Wife got me a massage - been in horrible pain - head to toe.... got there, layed down, and dude walked in.... already had my shirt off and laying face down---- knew it was a dude by the voice.... I was in so much pain, and I've had male chiropractors before- so I looked at it like that.... well, this was no chiropractor. didn't ask his name, but, I'll call him Bob....Man, Bob, lubed me up with hot oil and lotion and rubbed my body and really focused on my [censored]....it was horrible. I didn't know it was possible to flex and squeeze every muscle in your entire body at once, and hold it there for 60 mins, but I did it..... But- I felt too awkward to say "stop". And Bob kept telling me to "relax".....Well, no, Bob, I'm not going to relax.... and what the hell has happened to me that I compromised my values, belief system, and apparently my sexuality, because I didn't want to offend someone.....
TIA for the words of support and encouragement I know I will receive. I'm really not comfortable with your name that you gave him. Can you give him another like Luke or something?
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 03:15 AM
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junbengreat
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Do you have his number? Asking for a friend
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 03:16 AM
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grandbassslayer
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Wife got me a massage - been in horrible pain - head to toe.... got there, layed down, and dude walked in.... already had my shirt off and laying face down---- knew it was a dude by the voice.... I was in so much pain, and I've had male chiropractors before- so I looked at it like that.... well, this was no chiropractor. didn't ask his name, but, I'll call him Bob....Man, Bob, lubed me up with hot oil and lotion and rubbed my body and really focused on my [censored]....it was horrible. I didn't know it was possible to flex and squeeze every muscle in your entire body at once, and hold it there for 60 mins, but I did it..... But- I felt too awkward to say "stop". And Bob kept telling me to "relax".....Well, no, Bob, I'm not going to relax.... and what the hell has happened to me that I compromised my values, belief system, and apparently my sexuality, because I didn't want to offend someone.....
TIA for the words of support and encouragement I know I will receive. Is that you Deshaun?
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 12:39 PM
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Samsonsworld
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I don't even like a guy cutting my hair.
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: Samsonsworld]
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04/12/21 12:41 PM
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WAWI
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I don't even like a guy cutting my hair. Yep, women only for me
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 01:02 PM
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Nickbyrd
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Wow . Kudos for having the nads to post this but it’s pretty freaking ghey 🤣🤣🤣 a man even thinking about touching my “gluts” is prolly going to need a dentist ..
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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04/12/21 01:06 PM
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tmd11111
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Wow . Kudos for having the nads to post this but it’s pretty freaking ghey 🤣🤣🤣 a man even thinking about touching my “gluts” is prolly going to need a dentist .. Some people come out of the closet in different ways
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 01:11 PM
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J.P. Greeson
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I can't do a massage by a man, but will admit I've had a pedicure by a woman. If you spend a lot of time in flip-flops, you need to take care of your feet. You would be surprised at how many fishing guides get pedicures.
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 01:41 PM
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Oldrabbit
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Well the most important question is DID IT HELP? If it fixed your pain, then it wasn't but if it did not help any, turn in your man card. 
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Re: Does this mean I am gay?
[Re: FishinDonkey]
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04/12/21 02:11 PM
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Trickster
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