I’ve already started working on building a doomsday cult centered around hot chicks and sex. However, my research indicates you can also create a path to hot chicks and the good life via orchestrating a Ponzi scheme. The problem is, statistically speaking, all Ponzi schemes collapse at some point.

I’m okay with it collapsing when my life is circling the drain, because I will have already enjoyed the debauchery it would have afforded me...I just don’t want to have it all come crashing down while I still have some solid runway in front of me. That’s probably a delicate way of saying I definitely don’t want to be aware of what’s happening to me in prison.

Would you suggest just focusing on the cult, OR, hedge the cult bet with a Ponzi scheme, OR, scrap the cult and go all-in with the Ponzer?

cults are easier to run.

I’ll bring the kool aid

Other than hot chicks will there be automatic weapons and booze ? Asking for a friend

I read this and swore this had to be a post by Mudshark.

I would go with both. If your going big, go real big.

A cult is a vehicle for power, wealth, and prestige. A Ponzi scheme is nothing but an unfunded liability that will ultimately land you in the pokey.

Keep your eyes on the prize and focus on the cult.

She sells sanctuary

Same.

I think David Koresh tried this. Didn't pan out so good for him. Just sayin'.

I would join a Mudshark cult.

Yes

he played it wrong.

I listen to The Cult all the time. Sweet Soul Sister is a great jam.

Any Deacon positions open?