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The wife is gone.. #13857334 01/23/21 02:52 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 45,504 HAWL Mudshark OP TFF Guru
OP Mudshark TFF Guru Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 45,504 HAWL	She had to go pick up the kid from work. Demon kitty thought of chasing one down the pipe. Man, it would sure make life easier if I let it happen. I couldn’t do it, she is back in the living room shredding up the couch. But the thought crossed my mind.

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857340 01/23/21 02:56 AM
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 1,879 Garland, Tx S stuntmandave Extreme Angler
stuntmandave Extreme Angler S Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 1,879 Garland, Tx	Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like?? Challenge Accepted. 1st ID 1/26 Infantry OEF XI

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: stuntmandave] #13857341 01/23/21 02:56 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 45,504 HAWL Mudshark OP TFF Guru
OP Mudshark TFF Guru Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 45,504 HAWL	Originally Posted by stuntmandave Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like?? It’s a butt squirter. I love it

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857342 01/23/21 02:57 AM
Joined: Mar 2014 Posts: 3,904 T Topwater2 TFF Team Angler
Topwater2 TFF Team Angler T Joined: Mar 2014 Posts: 3,904	Vibrating toilet seat?? FishKen

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857346 01/23/21 02:58 AM
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,266 Collin County/Rockport B Beer Money TFF Celebrity
Beer Money TFF Celebrity B Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,266 Collin County/Rockport	I thought if you had a bidet there was no need to buy toilet paper. I still go in the yard, so I'm clueless.

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857347 01/23/21 02:58 AM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,654 Rockwall, Texas Tiltman TFF Guru
Tiltman TFF Guru Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,654 Rockwall, Texas	Are you wearing crocks?

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857348 01/23/21 02:58 AM
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 1,879 Garland, Tx S stuntmandave Extreme Angler
stuntmandave Extreme Angler S Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 1,879 Garland, Tx	Originally Posted by Mudshark Originally Posted by stuntmandave Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like?? It’s a butt squirter. I love it Nice! I'm sure that'll pay for itself in underwear replacement costs in no time!! Challenge Accepted. 1st ID 1/26 Infantry OEF XI

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857349 01/23/21 02:58 AM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 6,685 Burleson,TX 44 Diesel TFF Celebrity
44 Diesel TFF Celebrity Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 6,685 Burleson,TX	Originally Posted by Mudshark Originally Posted by stuntmandave Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like?? It’s a butt squirter. I love it Show how it works

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: 44 Diesel] #13857350 01/23/21 03:00 AM
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 10,811 Inola, Oklahoma rj74955 TFF Guru
rj74955 TFF Guru Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 10,811 Inola, Oklahoma	Originally Posted by 44 Diesel Originally Posted by Mudshark Originally Posted by stuntmandave Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like?? It’s a butt squirter. I love it Show how it works

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: rj74955] #13857351 01/23/21 03:01 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,558 Christoval, Tx B Bassnhog Extreme Angler
Bassnhog Extreme Angler B Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,558 Christoval, Tx	Originally Posted by rj74955 Originally Posted by 44 Diesel Originally Posted by Mudshark Originally Posted by stuntmandave Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like?? It’s a butt squirter. I love it Show how it works On the cat. Semper Fi-shing

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Tiltman] #13857352 01/23/21 03:02 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 45,504 HAWL Mudshark OP TFF Guru
OP Mudshark TFF Guru Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 45,504 HAWL	Originally Posted by Tiltman Are you wearing crocks? If I’m home, I’m wearing my rubber shoes.

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857360 01/23/21 03:06 AM
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 119,760 McKinney TexDawg Top Dawg
TexDawg Top Dawg Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 119,760 McKinney	Butt squirt, pat dry with kitty

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: TexDawg] #13857555 01/23/21 11:36 AM
Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 25,775 Temple, TX. T Bird TFF Guru
T Bird TFF Guru Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 25,775 Temple, TX.	Originally Posted by TexDawg Butt squirt, pat dry with kitty Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857636 01/23/21 02:00 PM
Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,129 Albany 9094 TFF Guru
9094 TFF Guru Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,129 Albany	Get a pet nail trimmer and clip it’s nails. That is what we do on our cat. Plus a scratching post.

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: TexDawg] #13857653 01/23/21 02:17 PM
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,253 Grapevine, Texas P presley Extreme Angler
presley Extreme Angler P Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,253 Grapevine, Texas	Originally Posted by TexDawg Butt squirt, pat dry with kitty Remind me not to pet the cat

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