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The wife is gone.. #13857334 01/23/21 02:52 AM
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She had to go pick up the kid from work. Demon kitty thought of chasing one down the pipe. Man, it would sure make life easier if I let it happen. I couldn’t do it, she is back in the living room shredding up the couch. But the thought crossed my mind.


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Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like??


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Originally Posted by stuntmandave
Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like??



It’s a butt squirter. I love it


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Vibrating toilet seat??


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I thought if you had a bidet there was no need to buy toilet paper.
I still go in the yard, so I'm clueless.

Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857347 01/23/21 02:58 AM
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Are you wearing crocks?

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Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like??



It’s a butt squirter. I love it

roflmao Nice! I'm sure that'll pay for itself in underwear replacement costs in no time!!


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Re: The wife is gone.. [Re: Mudshark] #13857349 01/23/21 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mudshark
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Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like??



It’s a butt squirter. I love it



Show how it works

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Originally Posted by 44 Diesel
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Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like??



It’s a butt squirter. I love it



Show how it works


roflmao

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Originally Posted by rj74955
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Is that a toilet heater?? Time Machine?? Laundry machine for the inlaws you don't like??



It’s a butt squirter. I love it



Show how it works


roflmao

On the cat.


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Are you wearing crocks?



If I’m home, I’m wearing my rubber shoes.


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Butt squirt, pat dry with kitty

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Butt squirt, pat dry with kitty


roflmao roflmao roflmao


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Get a pet nail trimmer and clip it’s nails. That is what we do on our cat.
Plus a scratching post.

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Originally Posted by TexDawg
Butt squirt, pat dry with kitty

Remind me not to pet the cat

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