trust fund for the grandkids,
Condo in the Keys
Mountain cabin in Utah.
new center console with 3 livescopes

Mo

I'll buy a golf course and hire Derek as the Superintendent.

New vehicles for me and the wife.
Pay off the house .
College fund for the kids.
Invest .
Stash the rest .

Already done the Hookers and cocaine thing many a moons ago, it’s fun but I’m over it 🤪

I would also start a fishing guide service on Lake Caddo that would do only perch fishing. I’d just cruise around on Caddo in a pontoon boat and show the tourist how to go perch jerking. Without tons of money, there is probably no other way to make this work.

First, an RV, travel the country for a couple years and get away from everyone. Then a huge farm, maybe out by Gonzales, build a house and be away from everyone. Then start planning my empire. Wouldn't be in a huge rush to buy boats and ranches and beach houses and islands. All that would come eventually, but later in life.

1. GoPro to document Westside’s weekend adventures
2. Hire Nickbyrd to be my full tome prank monkey
3. Buy a company that has all union employees, immediately fire the union people, close the business, and burn the building to the ground while flipping the bird to the union losers
4. Hire Dan Castellaneta to shadow me and narrate everything that happens during my day in the voice of Homer Simpson

I’m sure there are other important ways to blow through my money, but those are the first 4 purchases I can think of

I would buy Pelosi and her puppet Chuckie, just so I could tell them to STFU and go the he77 away.

1 = Big Bottle of Scotch
2 = Hire a hot nurse.
3 = IV cocktail of saline, vitamin B and anti nausea medicine for the hangover.
4 = IV cocktail of saline, vitamin B and anti nausea medicine for the hangover.
5 = IV cocktail of saline, vitamin B and anti nausea medicine for the hangover.

I bet I could blow every penny of it, or at least give it a good try.

I’d buy enough land that my closest neighbor would be miles away. Throw an epic OT party and get so tore up I’d punch the nurse this time.

You win $500M or you bring home $500M?

Much like the good doctor, Id fund some investments and charities. Hopefully, I would give most of it away. I'm not sure I would set my kids up immediately. I think there is a lot to learn about life, people and personal responsibility by making your own way through this world. They will get whatever is left after I'm gone.

hottest women money can buy...….

two chicks at the same time

It'd take that kind of money for 2 chicks to double up on a dude like you

Only thing that I'm concerned about is my kids and their school. Do you pull'em out of public and go private? They don't deserve to be treated unfairly by teachers and students for any reasons be it favored or picked on.