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 Re: Ratz has skills
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
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01/16/21 12:58 PM
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How do you pet a meth lab?
Vewy vewy cawfuwy
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Re: Ratz has skills
[Re: rj74955]
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01/16/21 02:46 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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How does having your boots tied together affect your boat backing skills? Will it keep you from hitting a guardrail on the way down the ramp? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 02:53 PM
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Game wardens don't have to run after guys that have their boots tied together.
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Re: Ratz has skills
[Re: rj74955]
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01/16/21 02:55 PM
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It’s probably easier to tackle a guy in the emergency room if his boots are tied together.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Ratz has skills
[Re: rj74955]
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01/16/21 02:57 PM
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 Don’t mess with those Oklahoma wardens. Tied, untied, or tied together, please have respect for the sanctity of the ER and their staff. If not, you might get tranq darted and/or anticholinated and wake up under 23Hr supervision.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 03:24 PM
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Don’t mess with those Oklahoma wardens. Tied, untied, or tied together, please have respect for the sanctity of the ER and their staff. If not, you might get tranq darted and/or anticholinated and wake up under 23Hr supervision. Tell me more about these tranq darts... I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 03:28 PM
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Back in the day, if you were unruly in the ER (a danger to self or others), there may or may not have been a practice of utilizing medically necessary medication administration so that you could have a nice immobile rest and wake up under appropriate and necessary care. Officers and judges are on call for such circumstances and others.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 03:52 PM
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He's up here for a pheasant hunt tomorrow and forgot his boots so he bought some at Academy. He put a big dent in a bottle of Evan Williams and then got on the shine, even ate some of the peaches. He left something in my truck and put on his new boots and walked all the way out to the truck and back before he noticed the boots were still tied to each other and never even stumbled, it was pretty dang impressive. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-76913-81379-elmer_cheney.jpg) that incident was good for a lot of entertainment
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 04:00 PM
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We are all happy, non- belligerent drunks here. And probably the greatest hunters ever. Will post pictures of delicious pheasant breasts shortly.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 04:03 PM
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We are all happy, non- belligerent drunks here. And probably the greatest hunters ever. Will post pictures of delicious pheasant breasts shortly. Wish I could have made it.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 04:22 PM
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We are all happy, non- belligerent drunks here. And probably the greatest hunters ever. Will post pictures of delicious pheasant breasts shortly. That doesn’t sound fun at all. I’m order to call it a successful weekend, someone needs to be detained, hospitalized, or tasered, better yet all 3.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 05:01 PM
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 05:10 PM
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Hell yah ! Pro level status
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Re: Ratz has skills
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
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01/16/21 06:17 PM
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We are all happy, non- belligerent drunks here. And probably the greatest hunters ever. Will post pictures of delicious pheasant breasts shortly. That doesn’t sound fun at all. I’m order to call it a successful weekend, someone needs to be detained, hospitalized, or tasered, better yet all 3. I will Taze Ratz and the weekend ain't over yet.
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Re: Ratz has skills
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01/16/21 06:58 PM
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We are quite happy with our bird retriever combo. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-44657-81434-img_2444.jpg)
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