Something like this wouldn't bother me a bit

Yeah I hear you.

More than likely he will be willing to try to compromise something that works for you both... despite what social media and media in general want us to think, 98% of Americans are reasonable and not trying to be a-holes to each other.

Absolutely

Some furniture store dropped off a huge recliner chair at our doorstep. The address on the very large, heavy box was addressed to our neighbor. I called the neighborhood directory and got their phone number. They are four doors down and not young pups anymore. I kindly delivered the large, heavy box for them, even though they fly an Aggie flag outside their house. Very nice people. We have talked before--see him all the time when walking the dogs. Very friendly people.

If it was maroon with whoop across the roof would it be any different?
Post up the coordinates and we can fix it up.

There's probably a tunnel under there that runs straight to Austin.