I apologize in advance. I don’t like long posts. This will most likely be my longest. I don’t like shopping. I wasn’t born with any patience.

Here’s my main issue. It’s almost always women. But, I cannot stand the people that want to shop their [censored] off. Here’s what I mean. A while back I’m trying to buy ground meat. Some lady literally picks up every packet and inspects it one at a time. I’m sure I stood there for three minutes. It felt like 6 hours.

Go to the post office, and some lady is going to ask details on price and whatnot with all delivery options. I want to scream that she’s going to choose ground. Why are you making me go through this? Taze her in the face.

Recently, we had tuna fish on the grocery list. Some lady is actually picking up individual cans and looking them over one at a time. They’re all the freaking same. I grabbed her by her hair and smashed her face into the ground about 30 times, and then I pulverized her husbands nuts with a drop kick.

I made the last part up. I was polite, and smiled at her when she looked at me. But, I wanted to move her out of the way.

I don’t get it. Don’t hold me up, and I won’t hold you up. I have stuff to do. I’m in a hurry.

Big foot center treeline

I love tuna fish

I second your rant. Best post you've made.

I feel your pain I just literally had to chase a manager all over Best Buy for a signature so I could leave .... oh well time to get drunk a few

The skyline in the photo, awesome! God's coloring book is wondrous. You need to get into a pair of short shorts and relax.

So you hate women, shopping, and the postal service. Merry Christmas

Awesome story. Tell it again.

That ole lady wudda wooped yo but

Beautiful pic. Snowcaps in the distance.

The tuna in pouches is heaps better than the cat food grade in cans

Those that get to me are the ones who block the entire aisle so they can have a conversation . Just move your butt to the same side so people can get around you !

I'm going to guess that there was a very low level of hotness with all 3 of these ladies.

You need to learn to fart on demand.