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MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 05:15 PM
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A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly.
Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, “Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?”
Saint Peter replied, “I can't answer that. However, I will now ask God what He thinks.”
Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters's shoulder. In the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:
MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY: TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best 1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble. 2. Each serves America well and with distinction. 3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man. 4. Always be proud of that. Warm Regards, GOD, USMC, Ret
Look! Up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's an EMP!
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 05:31 PM
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T Bird
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Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 06:01 PM
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 06:17 PM
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 06:49 PM
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Bob Davis
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 06:53 PM
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 06:55 PM
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That’s a goodun, Take notes Cast!!!
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Re: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY:
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12/09/20 06:59 PM
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That’s a completely new spin on an old joke, and I like it!
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