I always recommend dumping the “evidence” in Ray Roberts. It’s a little bit more of a drive. But, it’s much less crowded, and you always have a chance of running into nude Randy Travis in his firebird up that way.

Did he have TX numbers on that mattress? If he did not you should have called the Game Warden, being he was using a troll motor numbers would be required. You could have been a hero and maybe been on Lone Star Law.

This is setting up to be “thread of the decade”.

Reminds me of a night I paddled back into marina in Miami. See what looks like a weirdo sneaking around the boat slips when he bends over to pull a beautiful nude blonde, life sized blow up doll out of the water. What the... then see he has a camera man filming. Find out soon after they are making a movie.

And it also reminded me of another time I'm fishing late night under a Miami bridge and see a craftmatic bed that one of the homeless has set up and actually sleeps on.