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Witty Sayings #13783126 11/24/20 01:38 PM
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You know the old guy that always has a witty reply? Example: That's higher than a giraffes a$$. (Expensive). Busier than a one legged hooker working both sides of the road. Etc... Let's compile them here. Share your favorites!


"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L.

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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783133 11/24/20 01:45 PM
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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783137 11/24/20 01:47 PM
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"luckier than a two-peckured goat".......I think this originated from somebody describing awbarn's football team.....

Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783138 11/24/20 01:47 PM
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Katlynn had one I enjoyed, "Cant's get replaced with cans and wont's get whipped to will's."


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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783143 11/24/20 01:50 PM
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I'm not f***ing this cat, I'm just holding the tail.


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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783165 11/24/20 01:57 PM
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Fish and visitors stink after three days.
Golf: A good walk ruined
That guy has delusions of adequacy
He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends
I’ve suffered a great many catastrophies in my life. Most of them never happened
Love is blind but not the neighbors
Life’s hard; get a helmet.
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.


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Hotter than a freshed f ***ed goat in a pepper patch.

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she would bang a bush if she thought a snake was in it


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Re: Witty Sayings [Re: Jpurdue] #13783209 11/24/20 02:32 PM
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Right before my grandpa had arthritis surgery on his hands he asked his doctor if he would be able to play piano after the surgery. When the doctor said yes, my gramps replied, "Great! Cause I couldn't play before."


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Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.

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