Forums59
Topics1,039,166
Posts13,960,249
Members144,192
|
Most Online39,925 Dec 30th, 2023
|
|
Witty Sayings
#13783126
11/24/20 01:38 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 8,384
Jpurdue
OP
TFF Celebrity
|
OP
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 8,384 |
You know the old guy that always has a witty reply? Example: That's higher than a giraffes a$$. (Expensive). Busier than a one legged hooker working both sides of the road. Etc... Let's compile them here. Share your favorites!
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783133
11/24/20 01:45 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,800
gregpaul
Extreme Angler
|
Extreme Angler
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,800 |
Sweatin worse than Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783137
11/24/20 01:47 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,095
beartrap
TFF Celebrity
|
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,095 |
"luckier than a two-peckured goat".......I think this originated from somebody describing awbarn's football team.....
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783138
11/24/20 01:47 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 8,384
Jpurdue
OP
TFF Celebrity
|
OP
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 8,384 |
Katlynn had one I enjoyed, "Cant's get replaced with cans and wont's get whipped to will's."
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783143
11/24/20 01:50 PM
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 16,995
Pat Goff
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 16,995 |
I'm not f***ing this cat, I'm just holding the tail.
Pat Goff Seadrift TX
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783165
11/24/20 01:57 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 8,384
Jpurdue
OP
TFF Celebrity
|
OP
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 8,384 |
Fish and visitors stink after three days. Golf: A good walk ruined That guy has delusions of adequacy He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends I’ve suffered a great many catastrophies in my life. Most of them never happened Love is blind but not the neighbors Life’s hard; get a helmet. A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783181
11/24/20 02:12 PM
|
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 4,761
2014NITROZ-7
TFF Team Angler
|
TFF Team Angler
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 4,761 |
Hotter than a freshed f ***ed goat in a pepper patch.
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783203
11/24/20 02:26 PM
|
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 22,533
lconn4
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 22,533 |
she would bang a bush if she thought a snake was in it
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783209
11/24/20 02:32 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 18,070
Icepick
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 18,070 |
"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."-Gregory House
"Putting up with irrationality is the foundation of every relationship"-James Wilson
This thread needs more cowbell ...
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783247
11/24/20 02:53 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 15,303
Mo
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 15,303 |
No one is getting out of here alive.
MO
MY BACKYARD , 20,000 ACRES , NO MOWING
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783250
11/24/20 02:54 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 18,070
Icepick
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 18,070 |
“You talk to God, you’re religious; God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”
This thread needs more cowbell ...
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783255
11/24/20 02:56 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,045
spazm09
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 10,045 |
Right before my grandpa had arthritis surgery on his hands he asked his doctor if he would be able to play piano after the surgery. When the doctor said yes, my gramps replied, "Great! Cause I couldn't play before."
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783263
11/24/20 02:59 PM
|
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 7,715
Gixxer1k
TFF Celebrity
|
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 7,715 |
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783282
11/24/20 03:11 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 12,111
BCBassCat
TFF Guru
|
TFF Guru
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 12,111 |
60 percent of the time it works every time
|
|
Re: Witty Sayings
[Re: Jpurdue]
#13783294
11/24/20 03:16 PM
|
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 8,055
Tneel
TFF Celebrity
|
TFF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 8,055 |
After a long night of drinking. " Im more effed up than Biden's checkbook"
|
|
Moderated by banker-always fishing, chickenman, Derek 🐝, Duck_Hunter, Fish Killer, J-2, Jacob, Jons3825, JustWingem, Nocona Brian, Toon-Troller, Uncle Zeek, Weekender1
|