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Quotes from momma #13782710 11/24/20 01:52 AM
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Pick up your room
I teach you everything I know and you still don’t know nothing.
You kids go outside and play with yourselves
Shut your mouth and eat


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My mom was the vocal disciplinarian in my house, yet I don’t really remember anything specific she said. I do remember the leather strap on the top of the fridge though bolt

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You smell like a brewery


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No quotes. She died when I was 15 from cancer. Being the oldest, she taught me how to iron clothes, cook, cut up a chicken, clean house, etc. because she knew her time was limited. I didn't realize it at the time but do now. More than anything she encouraged me academically, and I don't remember a harsh word from her. Nice memories.

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I came home drunk one night and mother met me at the door (I was 16 or 17) she said "what do you mean coming home half drunk?"

I replied "Because I didn't have enough money to get all the way drunk"

I lived to regret that.


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Scene::: brother was brought home by MP’s, 5th grade snuck out, Mom ripped the molding off the door to whip the chit out of brother.....quote...

Dad walking down stairs cause of noise

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Originally Posted by Z71
You smell like a brewery


This. Also, why do you go out with your friends and come home and empty the refrigerator?


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I came home drunk with a girl late one night, thought we could hurry up and get in the bed when the door opened and mom said “ i aint running no gd whorehouse”


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My mother lied,I think. Before she whupped my butt she said "this is going to hurt me more than it will you". I don't recall seeing tears running down her face!

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Originally Posted by Z71

Shut your mouth and eat



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