Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug you.

- two hands while learnin’
- you can stay but the noise has gotta go
- that food was almost edible

He never called me son or boy. Called me by real name. Only spanked me once when I sassed my mother and got on me once for smoking grapevine in the bathroom. Otherwise, I never remember an angry word from him - always encouraging. Died two years after my mother died when I was 17. He was a good dad.

If he got bit by any sort of bug-“I hope you go to hell with ‘yer back broke” lol

I'm going fishing(or hunting) in the morning. Have your [censored] together & be ready if you want to go.

When they were passing out brains you thought they said trains and said I already got some

Buy the biggest motor they make. You can never have too much motor.

“Son, if you’re good everybody’s going to know it. You won’t have to tell them!”
Thanks dad.

Boy, you're about as useless at t!ts on a bull.
Was my stepdad and we had a troubled relationship when I was young.

Ditto. Now I have a chitload from my pawpaw that will have me sent to the wall. But one that won’t get me sent and has stuck with me.

It don’t matter how much money you make it will take it all. And boy was he right.