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11/23/20 07:01 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 23,388
J.P. Greeson
OP
the janitor
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OP
the janitor
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Is the run starting again? Was just doing a walmart.com order and most of the major brands are out of stock. 
The solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. --John Gierach ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2019/09/full-13-25328-gco.jpg)
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782263
11/23/20 07:07 PM
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 21,108
buda13
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Yep, the great 2020 poo paper run is on again!!
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782266
11/23/20 07:11 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 30,320
RedRanger
burro desagradable
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burro desagradable
Joined: Aug 2003
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I can make a one roll of TP last a month.
How many times are these people wiping their bungholes?
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782268
11/23/20 07:12 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 30,320
RedRanger
burro desagradable
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burro desagradable
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I went to Costco this morning there was a run on TP. Went to Wal-Mart and the aisle were empty of TP.
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: RedRanger]
#13782269
11/23/20 07:13 PM
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 82,637
Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
Joined: May 2002
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I can make a one roll of TP last a month.
How many times are these people wiping their bungholes? Instead of bungholes, let's refer to them as "chocolate balloon knots".
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782270
11/23/20 07:15 PM
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Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 33,257
lanman71
Maroon!
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Maroon!
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I should've stocked up a month ago. I could be price gouging the hell out of people on ebay right now.
What else did people start hoarding last time? Maybe it's not too late.
What a maroon!
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: lanman71]
#13782275
11/23/20 07:23 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 38,933
chickenman
1:28
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1:28
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What else did people start hoarding last time? Maybe it's not too late. 
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782276
11/23/20 07:23 PM
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Joined: May 2007
Posts: 40,423
WAWI
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 40,423 |
Been doing it 2 weeks here
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782277
11/23/20 07:23 PM
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 119,863
TexDawg
Top Dawg
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Top Dawg
Joined: Jan 2005
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Been wiped out (pardon the pun) in any store I’ve been to in the past week or so
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782292
11/23/20 07:36 PM
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 54,454
RayBob
Super Freak
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Super Freak
Joined: Nov 2002
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The answer ... the handheld bidet: ![[Linked Image]](https://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/is/images/direct/2c4148344df150f061bcaa4303210b9468312131/Hand-held-Two-Water-Outlet-Modes-Bidet-Toilet-Sprayer-Shower-Head.jpg)
Advice? Wise men don't need it. Fools won't heed it.
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782296
11/23/20 07:39 PM
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Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 16,250
Rob W.
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Still plenty in Stephenville. I bought a 24 roll mega pack this weekend. I may give two rolls to each of my kids for Christmas if things go south.
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782297
11/23/20 07:40 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 72,522
Mark Perry
Super Freak
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Super Freak
Joined: Jan 2004
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We signed up for a regular dekivery of 2 ply TP on Amazon. Also ordered a 60 roll bulk box.
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: Bob Davis]
#13782309
11/23/20 07:53 PM
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Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 27,568
Uncle Zeek
aka "Dad"
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aka "Dad"
Joined: Sep 2005
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I can make a one roll of TP last a month.
How many times are these people wiping their bungholes? Instead of bungholes, let's refer to them as "chocolate balloon knots". We need to start using code words on TFF. I spent all night coming up with this code we need to use in all further correspondence: Lawyer: Gummy Bear Bank: Cream Egg Legal: Fizzy Cola Bottle. Claim: Peanut M&M's Documents: Jelly Beans Western Union: A Giant Gummy Lizard
"Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries --but it is a force stronger than crime" ~ Robert A. Heinlein
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Estate planning & tax attorney
2250 Morriss Road, Suite 205, Flower Mound, Texas 75028
972-746-0758 mobile
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: J.P. Greeson]
#13782312
11/23/20 07:56 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 38,094
RickS.
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I'm just sayin'. It's not easy steadying your aim with an itchy ***.
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Re: toilet paper
[Re: Uncle Zeek]
#13782313
11/23/20 07:56 PM
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 82,637
Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 82,637 |
I can make a one roll of TP last a month.
How many times are these people wiping their bungholes? Instead of bungholes, let's refer to them as "chocolate balloon knots". We need to start using code words on TFF. I spent all night coming up with this code we need to use in all further correspondence: Lawyer: Gummy Bear Bank: Cream Egg Legal: Fizzy Cola Bottle. Claim: Peanut M&M's Documents: Jelly Beans Western Union: A Giant Gummy Lizard 
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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