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Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780692 11/22/20 02:16 PM
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Ain’t nothing happening worth a chit after 11:30 so be home by 12




Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780705 11/22/20 02:26 PM
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When eating my grandpa would say “it ain’t great but it will build a turd”

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I’m hungry as a hostage.
I’m so hungry my stomach is rubbing a blister on my back bone.
Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780718 11/22/20 02:38 PM
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Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780804 11/22/20 03:42 PM
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When I got hurt, he would say, "I've had worse on my eyeball"


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Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780809 11/22/20 03:49 PM
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Did you hit your head getting out of bed this morning?

Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780842 11/22/20 04:17 PM
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Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your hey’ed [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13780921 11/22/20 05:25 PM
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" if I wanted any cr*p from you I will squeeze your head "

" is that your best effort " --- even if I did something good , he would say that

" do it right the first time , or you get to do it all over again "

Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13781083 11/22/20 08:07 PM
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My Dad died when I was young and most of the things I remember would get censored here as that was just how he expressed himself. Mom never even said “Darn”. Makes me often wonder how they got together! lol


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Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13781160 11/22/20 10:00 PM
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So hungry my a..hole has cob webs.
Put your brain in a thimble it would look like a bb in a boxcar.
You do that again, i"ll jerk a knot in your a..!
If bullsh?? was music you would sound like a brass band.
Sass me and will hit you so hard your momma will feel it.
If a chicken had your brain she would lay square eggs.
Useless as a woodpecker with rubber lips.
I helped bring you into this world and i can damn sure take you out.
Boy your so slow if you were running and shi??ing you would leave a pile


I would agree with you , but then we would both be WRONG !!!!!
Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13781164 11/22/20 10:03 PM
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“Buy you books and all you do is eat the covers”
“Faster then a stripped a$$ ape”
“Cant see it from my house”

Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13782689 11/24/20 01:40 AM
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I laughed so hard at some of these I nearly w.t myself. And now many of us on the Forum find ourselves as Dads and Granddads! so I guess bite our tongues but probably wont! lol


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“Well I’ll be go to hell”. Every time he stomped on the gas he would say he put the “Chevy to the levee”. Obviously his interpretation of the line in Don Mcleans American Pie. Miss the hell outa that man. Died at 48 .

Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13782701 11/24/20 01:48 AM
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Hold the flashlight still.

Does that look like a 9/16 wrench?

Which one of you did that?

Re: Quotes your daddy say’ed that stuck in your head [Re: Chug-bug-bang1] #13782703 11/24/20 01:49 AM
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I told him I was going to whip my sister a$$...son you better bring a sack lunch. She was a little wide.


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