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A little Billy Graham humor
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09/26/20 09:25 PM
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machinist
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Back before Billy Graham passed he had just returned to Charlotte from a speaking engagements. A long black limousine was waiting as he came down the steps of his private jet. The driver was standing there holding the door open for him. He looked at the driver and said "I am 87 years old and have never driven a limousine before". He asked if he might drive the limo for a little ways. Of course the driver said yes and he got in the back seat.
Billy Graham drives off down the freeway right into a speed trap set up by a rookie Highway Patrolman. Since the limo was going 70 in a 55 the rookie State Trooper easily caught up and stopped the limo. The young man walked up to the drivers door where Mr. Graham had lowered the window. The Trooper was surprised to see who was driving and he stammered" wait right here I will be right back". The young Trooper went back to his cruiser and called his Supervisor. He told his boss that he understood that they were supposed to enforce the law but that he knew some important people were given some courtesies. I want to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.
His Supervisor says well is it the Governor? He says no, he is more important than that. His boss then says oh it must be the President. The young Tropper says no, it's even more important than that. His boss says well who is it then? The Patrolman says I think it's Jesus, because he has Billy Graham as his chauffeur.
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Re: A little Billy Graham humor
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09/26/20 11:18 PM
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Re: A little Billy Graham humor
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09/27/20 02:02 AM
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Re: A little Billy Graham humor
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09/27/20 03:44 AM
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Jeremyworm
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Re: A little Billy Graham humor
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09/27/20 03:47 AM
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Re: A little Billy Graham humor
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09/27/20 12:16 PM
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David Welcher
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Re: A little Billy Graham humor
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09/27/20 02:11 PM
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el Rojo
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