Is it a nylon dog choke collar?

the net around a ham

Btw... best thread of the day.

That's what I was thinking. How do you keep "accidentally" putting this stuff in your smoker?

Oh awesome, because I’ve been holding back my best ones.

nose ring with a lead rope?

I expected something like that from you Mr. Hopper. Wrong.

wind chime

H-bird feeder.

your bolo tie since you are a playa that would wear one.

Hint.

Mr. Majestic for the win. Yes, wind chime remnants (my wifes). They got smoked and so did I. We had a strong t-storm blowing through in the middle of the night and I took them down. What better place to safely store them than in the horizontal chamber of my smoker? Then I grilled ribeye's in the firebox and several weeks later opened the horizontal chamber to smoke some ribs. Oh shiite. I'd smoked my wife's favorite chimes. The pipes were essentially all that was left except for what you saw in the pic. I cleaned the pipes and sent them back to the manufacture to be re-strung only to re-hang them and learn they were now tuned to only play Smokey Robinson and the Five Chimes. We've learned to live with it. Mr. Majestic, PM your address bro. Cheers and check your smokers.

Did you learn your lesson?

I thought it might be Asian cuisine.

My mind went to the gutter immediately, I apologize