DEMENTIA QUIZ:



FIRST QUESTION:



YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?









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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,

THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!



TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.



NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,

BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS

YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?











SECOND QUESTION:

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....

WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??





YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?





THIRD QUESTION:

VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:

THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.

DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.

TRY IT.







TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.

ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.

NOW ADD 10... WHAT IS THE TOTAL?





SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....









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DID YOU GET 5000?



THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...







IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!

TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?



MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE....







FOURTH QUESTION:



MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3... NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???

2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~















DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.

HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!















OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,

I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:











A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.

BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.

NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?











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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE

HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

Don't tell your kids your score - they will try to put you into a nursing home.







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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

p.s., I got them all right even number two where I proved that the given answer is wrong.

Enjoy!

I’m in trouble

I am brain dead so I guess I will go home now.


Where was I going?

I can count to potato.

Well , Sunshine , If you overtake the last person in the race , you have lapped that person , you are still in the same position you were in.


MO

I hate you!

The mind is the second thing to go

Yes! You are first. The given answer is wrong.

Example: 3 person race and I am in second place. First place runner passes last place runner but does not pass me. I then pass the last place runner but not the first place runner.

Result: First place runner still in first, second place runner (me) still in second place while last place person remains in last place. Only change is the last place runner is a lap behind both first and second place runners.

Duplicate post.

Me to.

I’m apparently sliding into the void.

I got all of em wrong, but I got the ratio of Crown to Diet Coke perfect on my drink tonight. Fiddy fiddy!