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Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid? #13664036 08/11/20 02:00 PM
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1. He made a shady deal with a questionable salesman for some "magic" beans. He is underage and doesn't ask for permission from his legal custodians/parents to sell the family cow.
2. He risks life and limb to climb the bean stalk without wearing appropriate safety equipment or proper harnessing/anchoring.
3. He steals a golden goose from the Giant. I understand that the Giant is a cannibal, but maybe that's just the way where he lives
4. He causes the death of the Giant

Jack isn't the only fairy tale "hero" that justifies stealing and killing for the betterment of their family or for personal gain.


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Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: CCTX] #13664039 08/11/20 02:03 PM
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He probably sat around playing video games all the time, and liked cats.

Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: CCTX] #13664040 08/11/20 02:04 PM
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He probably ended up buying a ten speed bike, lycra shorts, and a yellow jersey with those golden eggs and then "won" the Tour de France seven times.


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I don’t trust any man that wears skin tight biking britches.

Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: Davedave] #13664045 08/11/20 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Davedave
I don’t trust any man that wears skin tight biking britches.

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But my skinny jeans are ok, right?


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I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: CCTX] #13664279 08/11/20 05:50 PM
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He is underage and doesn't ask for permission from his legal custodians/parents to sell the family cow.

As I recall the original story, He was sent to town by his Mother to sell the cow.

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Burn!

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I think at worst, jack was a rebel

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He colonized the giants space and and plundered his birthright goose for capitalist purposes.

Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: TexDawg] #13664321 08/11/20 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TexDawg
Burn!


Is this the same Jack that jumped over the candlestick?

Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: ReelBusy] #13664328 08/11/20 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Hancock
Originally Posted by TexDawg
Burn!


Is this the same Jack that jumped over the candlestick?


And went up the hill with Jill?

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I like Jack Horner. Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum. Said, "Do I really have to eat this POS."

Re: Was Jack in the Jack and the Beanstalk story a bad kid [Re: Brock Landers] #13664338 08/11/20 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers
Originally Posted by Hancock
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Burn!


Is this the same Jack that jumped over the candlestick?


And went up the hill with Jill?


There are different versions of the story
In some of them, Jack marries a princess and lives happily ever after
In others, he remains single and returns home to live with his mother.


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Originally Posted by CCTX
Originally Posted by Brock Landers
Originally Posted by Hancock
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Burn!


Is this the same Jack that jumped over the candlestick?


And went up the hill with Jill?


There are different versions of the story
In some of them, Jack marries a princess and lives happily ever after
In others, he remains single and returns home to live with his mother.



Did his Mother's house have a basement with a broadband internet connection?

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Originally Posted by PondFish
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And went up the hill with Jill?


There are different versions of the story
In some of them, Jack marries a princess and lives happily ever after
In others, he remains single and returns home to live with his mother.



Did his Mother's house have a basement with a broadband internet connection?


Pretty sure his mother lived in Schitt's Creek.

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