Yes

Went to Black's beach in SD a few times to surf...you went where the swells were.

After a few trips, I got the cajones to surf in the buff. Little did I know that I put my stuff too close to the water and the swell washed away quite a few of my belongings. Luckily one of the beach goers saw and snagged my clothes / towel half down the beach. Needless to say, I was thankful and very happy that I got most of it back.

bay of naples, naples italy, islands of ischia and capri.

win win, she gets the italian vacay and you get a whole bunch of nekked german womens along with some italians.

3 of us got written up for "damaging govt. property" from 2 days in sick bay due to extreme sunburns, glad I at least passed out on my stomach.
lambrusco was our downfall.

^^^^^^ Not so sure I'd want to see those nekked Italians...

how the heck did billy gibbons get on this thread?

No!

Nope

Yes one time learning how to water ski. I got up on two skis and was going pretty well until I hit that brick wall of H2O and those swimming trunks shot right the he!! off. Was frantic for few minutes but I finally found them about 3 foot under water slowly sinking. Closest answer I have to the question posed.

Pantless, yes. Never nude. Went looking for a friend one time and his older sister took a ride with me, drinking some beer and hooch. She was only wearing a t-shirt and panties. When I took her back home, her boyfriend was there waiting. Gave up my shorts for her sake. Took hours before she threw them out a window and I could retrieve. Went through an old shed and stole some overalls. I'm not a tall guy and they came up four inches above my ankles. Had to be quite the spectical.

Lost my shorts hitting the water off the high dive once at a country club.

Taker her fishing on Travis lake and spot lock at Hippie Hollow

The very reason I quit tequila .

Got drunk in my 20's with some friends and they threw a dare at me for $20 I couldn't refuse. I swam the Riverwalk for 1 minute totally in the buff. Once my minute was up, my friends took off with my clothes. Had to run after them. Not much fun with everything flapping around. I got my clothes and $20 so I was happy. Even got an onlookers phone number.

before me and the misses got married...High School days. Her parents and brother were out of town, her older sister was off @ college. We decided to play house, at her house. Nobody was going to be there.... Soooooooo...... needless to say we were having relations when her sister decided to show up and stay the weekend. I hid buck naked in her closet for a few hours before sis decided to go to bed.