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Dating Advice #13616778 07/02/20 08:33 PM
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I am the last person from whom to take dating advice...but I did come across the simple test to determine if further dates are worth exploring:

When asked her favorite color....

If she replies green pumpkin or watermelon red....brother, you have stumbled upon a gem.


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Re: Dating Advice [Re: Pilothawk] #13616780 07/02/20 08:34 PM
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or that she dips her tail in chartreuse

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or that she dips her tail in chartreuse


That'll stain your carpet. eeks


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Originally Posted by hopalong
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or that she dips her tail in chartreuse


Wish I could say what I'm thinking. Oh who my kidding, I'd bite on it.

Re: Dating Advice [Re: COFF] #13616796 07/02/20 08:43 PM
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or that she dips her tail in chartreuse


That'll stain your carpet. eeks



^^ or somewhere else... ;-)

But I do like the advice!!


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Originally Posted by Pilothawk

I am the last person from whom to take dating advice...but I did come across the simple test to determine if further dates are worth exploring:

When asked her favorite color....

If she replies green pumpkin or watermelon red....brother, you have stumbled upon a gem.

I thought so, but it turned out we had too much in common.

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or that she dips her tail in chartreuse

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I am the last person from whom to take dating advice...but I did come across the simple test to determine if further dates are worth exploring:

When asked her favorite color....

If she replies green pumpkin or watermelon red....brother, you have stumbled upon a gem.

I thought so, but it turned out we had too much in common.


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Originally Posted by bassmanrudy
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or that she dips her tail in chartreuse


That'll stain your carpet. eeks



^^ or somewhere else... ;-)

But I do like the advice!!


Just make sure it's not the garlic scent, you'll never get that smell off your eeks banana

Re: Dating Advice [Re: Pilothawk] #13617426 07/03/20 05:29 AM
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Married 20 years. I have bought 5 boats without even telling her and every time she is happy for me. I schedule fishing trip without letting her know and she is happy for me. Same for her, she doesn't need my permission either we are both grown adults. When I invite my friends fishing all of them say, "Let me ask my wife." WTH? Did you marry your mommy? Grown man asking permission to fish? Ugh...grow a pair. Some even say, "My wife said no." Beta males. No way I could live with person that dictates what I can do. So you find a woman who isn't controlling and is happy when you pursue a passion, that my friend is priceless IMO.

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Originally Posted by Alumacraft 14
Married 20 years. I have bought 5 boats without even telling her and every time she is happy for me. I schedule fishing trip without letting her know and she is happy for me. Same for her, she doesn't need my permission either we are both grown adults. When I invite my friends fishing all of them say, "Let me ask my wife." WTH? Did you marry your mommy? Grown man asking permission to fish? Ugh...grow a pair. Some even say, "My wife said no." Beta males. No way I could live with person that dictates what I can do. So you find a woman who isn't controlling and is happy when you pursue a passion, that my friend is priceless IMO.


I disagree with this somewhat. I ask my wife out of respect and I’m not asking for permission. I’m asking if their are any other plans/commitments I’ve made to her that I may have forgotten about. If you are truly asking your wife for permission than no that’s probably not a healthy situation.


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I inform my wife I’m doing something, I don’t ask her if it’s ok with her. She told me I could post this as long as I was kidding

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I inform my wife I’m doing something, I don’t ask her if it’s ok with her. She told me I could post this as long as I was kidding

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Originally Posted by TexDawg
I inform my wife I’m doing something, I don’t ask her if it’s ok with her. She told me I could post this as long as I was kidding


So I guess your on the doghouse now.... roflmao


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