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Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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06/18/20 04:08 PM
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Icepick
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After watching every episode of House and having gone through chemo years ago (as well as numerous surgeries), I believe I'm qualified to offer an opinion on your physical/mental condition based on a brief description of said symptoms from you, my OT patient. Save $$$, let's hear it!
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
[Re: Icepick]
#13599669
06/18/20 04:19 PM
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cocodrie
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After seeing some of these post, you might need to brush up on your OB/GYN stuff if you're going to be practicing in here.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599677
06/18/20 04:24 PM
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CCTX
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mapquest
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Brush up on all stages of butthurt.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
[Re: Icepick]
#13599679
06/18/20 04:26 PM
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hook_n_line
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599680
06/18/20 04:26 PM
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tmd11111
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Smells like something crawled up my butt and died, wanna check it out.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599686
06/18/20 04:28 PM
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Icepick
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Smells like something crawled up my butt and died, wanna check it out. Based on your brief description, you should probably avoid playing with gerbils. Next.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599690
06/18/20 04:33 PM
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 5,688
JCG57
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On this forum 98% of cases can be diagnosed as either gout or alcoholism. The other 2% is either menstrual cramping or TDS.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599697
06/18/20 04:37 PM
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lconn4
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I was in a train wreck yesterday.... tripped over a rock, twisted knee, went immediately to crow hopping on other leg, unfortunately no directional control and went down a steep embankment while picking up speed... if caught on camera would definitely qualify for loco motion. Crashed to the ground and knee took another pounding. Saw stars. Got up, walked it off in severe pain but today its much worse. No swelling, bought knee brace... feels like knee cap may come off, feels like knee could collapse at any moment. What should I do?
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599701
06/18/20 04:39 PM
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hook_n_line
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Grab a chair and a 12 pack.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
[Re: lconn4]
#13599711
06/18/20 04:45 PM
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Icepick
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I was in a train wreck yesterday.... tripped over a rock, twisted knee, went immediately to crow hopping on other leg, unfortunately no directional control and went down a steep embankment while picking up speed... if caught on camera would definitely qualify for loco motion. Crashed to the ground and knee took another pounding. Saw stars. Got up, walked it off in severe pain but today its much worse. No swelling, bought knee brace... feels like knee cap may come off, feels like knee could collapse at any moment. What should I do? Post-Traumatic Arthritis. Treat with ice and alternate with a heat pack. If you're still having serious pain 3 days from now, it will be Sunday. I'm closed on Sunday.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599716
06/18/20 04:52 PM
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mapquest
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No heat for the first two weeks after an injury like that. Heat dilates blood vessels, bringing more inflammatory and pain mediators to the area of injury. If you played football in the NFL, you'd already have had an MRI of the knee this morning.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599717
06/18/20 04:52 PM
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SteveHummert
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Smells like something crawled up my butt and died, wanna check it out. Based on your brief description, you should probably avoid playing with gerbils. Next.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599720
06/18/20 04:54 PM
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Joined: May 2014
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PondFish
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My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus.
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
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#13599721
06/18/20 04:54 PM
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Joined: Nov 2019
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Chug-bug-bang1
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Hey pull my finger 👉🏻💨
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Re: Tell me your symptoms, I'll save you $$$
[Re: Icepick]
#13599723
06/18/20 04:54 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
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lconn4
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I was in a train wreck yesterday.... tripped over a rock, twisted knee, went immediately to crow hopping on other leg, unfortunately no directional control and went down a steep embankment while picking up speed... if caught on camera would definitely qualify for loco motion. Crashed to the ground and knee took another pounding. Saw stars. Got up, walked it off in severe pain but today its much worse. No swelling, bought knee brace... feels like knee cap may come off, feels like knee could collapse at any moment. What should I do? Post-Traumatic Arthritis. Treat with ice and alternate with a heat pack. If you're still having serious pain 3 days from now, it will be Sunday. I'm closed on Sunday. Thanks doc, I feel better already!
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