One of my fraternity brothers wants... 'fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life' on the back side of his tombstone.

Here lies a

United States

MARINE






...'nuff said.

I want a quarter super glued to the top of my headstone so I can laugh at the people who try and steal money from a cemetery

p.s., ...and that's all. No name. No dates.

Yea Jimmy Kimmel posted about it on Instagram and included his 10-minute interview with the guy from like 10 years ago.

Seemed like a cool dude... unique fo sho.

His should say..." I can taste the rainbow"...then he could have Skittles sponsor it and maybe his family can get some residuals for the advertising

My name's not Les, but I like this one anyway.

You're stepping on my balls right now.
or
I'm Going to haunt you

So for those of us who don't want a tombstone and don't see the point in it, still, play along.

I'd say "I told you I was sick" but that's just not my style.
I'm free with my recipes so having my cookie recipe over my dead body just doesn't fit.
F-it. "Are you happy now?"

Yes Kat. those of you who want to be cremated which again is probably the majority of us we can still pretend and play the game.

I think having a recipe is a pretty fun idea. because seriously if I saw that I would be like wow this was that good and that important to this person I absolutely have to make this immediately

I guess I won't do that again!

I like those.

You could combo them and say, "You stepped on my balls now I'm going to haunt you!! Don't go to sleep...punk"

Are Viking funerals legal in Texas?

Send me adrift on a wood canoe loaded with gasoline on Lake Lavon and people dressed up in Norse gear can shoot flaming arrows once I'm 40 yards out.

Hold my beer

Here lies John
his soul set free
died from the cl@p
at 103.