Super glue.

Spike it burn.

No

Ranks up there with the beer can meth pipe and the open mouthed deck stomping. Very creative but no.

Was a sinker of any kind involved?

I think he helped write battlestar galactica.

not sure, but?

Did you cut it with a "push-pole?

Your boat has a Ratt problem and Stephen Pearcy ripped a hole in the carpet with his boot heel

Your father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Your mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Your father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Your childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring you'd make meat helmets. When you were insolent you were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 you received your first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved your testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you everyone on TFF try it.

The burns on your carpet are a result of PTSD Dr. Bean. They aren't real.....just shadows of your past traumatic memories. With my extensive experience in all things unrelated to my profession......I suggest you seek treatment immediately....from a professional....just not a TFF professional....unless thely have over 10k posts....then it's legit.

post of the friggin year right there I tell ya!

so did I really win???

Cutting a hole for the latch with a hole saw....then set the scorching hot hole saw down to take a break.

I did something similar. But different. I was cutting the floor for a recessed pedal, then the blade broke and landed on the carpet. Left a blade impression on the carpet.

Solid guess

I want to see the web footed

prostitute. Sounds erotic.