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So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 06:58 AM
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fuzzion
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 07:04 AM
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senko9S
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 10:49 AM
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T Bird
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Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 11:15 AM
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Curt0407
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 11:42 AM
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AmpedUp
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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#13498287
04/02/20 11:49 AM
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Space
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 11:53 AM
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hopalong
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 11:56 AM
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H2O Seeker
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Grateful for every sunrise and sunset I get to witness. - Jason
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 12:02 PM
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BCBassCat
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/02/20 12:35 PM
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RATZ
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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#13498351
04/02/20 12:42 PM
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Papa Stan
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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#13499764
04/03/20 11:19 AM
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bassmanrudy
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where does this nurse work?!?! lol!
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/04/20 12:52 AM
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racing75
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Men are like fish...If we'd learn to keep our mouth shut, we'd stay out of trouble.
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Re: So I'm at the hospital
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04/04/20 12:55 AM
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