if they smoke, they poke.

Completely underrated strategy. Blend in with a crowd, blow and go.

Perfumigation? We got one hag who smells like she marinates herself in bug spray overnight - all night overnight.

I worked with a dude that smoked little cigars. When he came back inside I could smell the trail he left in the hall. Interesting dude. His brother was part of the Mommas and Poppas and his daughter was McKenzie Phillips. He played safety for OU when in college.

No microwave popcorn in the break room.

Used to work with a girl who sprayed OFF on her arms and face all day long. She said it kept her from itching all day. I’m like yeah, but you stink.

Would

I worked with a dude from Pakistan that thought Air Wick was cologne. He rubbed the wicks on his wrists. My boss thought he smelled good. I thought otherwise.

Some foreigners don't know they stink, their culture and hygiene habits must be different. We had one from Nigeria that would eat nothing but Sardines. I cannot even begin to describe the smell he put off when the odor was permeating from his skin, it was bad. Every supervisor I had refused to take him on a job due to the smell. After I called HR and asked them what my options were, I dealt with him. He said he had no clue he smelled any differently and would start taking a shower daily instead of after 3-4 jobs.

Fish, no fish in the microwave

In my employee orientation at my hospital, they said nothing will get you fired faster than microwaving popcorn. If the smoke detector goes off, the FD must respond. False alarms are a $5000 fine.

my last job was that way. the owner would go completely off on you.

How bout the guy who talks too much? We have one here at our office that if you are walking in the front door and you see him in the lobby, just turn and go around the building to come in the back. He even drags our staff meeting out too long with his personal stories. I'll stop him in one of those "one time I was on a job and …." and I'll say is this a long story?

Where is the proper place to nap?