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Oldie but Goody #13415975 01/25/20 04:15 PM
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An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts.....so the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes she offers another handful.
Driver: Why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth.
Drive: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady: Oh,I just love the chocolates around them.


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Re: Oldie but Goody [Re: Topwater2] #13416017 01/25/20 05:31 PM
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Don't get it.

There actually are chocolate covered peanuts.

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Re: Oldie but Goody [Re: Topwater2] #13416035 01/25/20 06:00 PM
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Re: Oldie but Goody [Re: T Bird] #13416099 01/25/20 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by T Bird
Don't get it.

There actually are chocolate covered peanuts.

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Re: Oldie but Goody [Re: Topwater2] #13416118 01/25/20 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Topwater2
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts.....so the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes she offers another handful.
Driver: Why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth.
Drive: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady: Oh,I just love the chocolates around them.




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Re: Oldie but Goody [Re: Topwater2] #13416120 01/25/20 08:26 PM
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Oh, I just suck the chocolate off them. I donโ€™t like peanuts.


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Originally Posted by Chug-bug-bang1
Originally Posted by Topwater2
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts.....so the driver happily munches them. Every five minutes she offers another handful.
Driver: Why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth.
Drive: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady: Oh,I just love the chocolates around them.




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