What town is this in again?

I was thinking road rage, but this is a much more salacious angle

Might be a radical wildlife defender who hates fishermen, I would also check out the kayak for damage. Hope you find out who did this and why, sounds like time for a lot of night vision cameras around your place.

Maybe some rogue coons.

I'm sure the police thought that as well... I mentioned I was home all night and on the computer after returning from Fork and was up until 1:00 or so and then went to sleep. He wanted to see where it was so I had to give him a tour of my place so he could sniff around.

Jacksonville, most of my neighbors are all olds.

Get off my lawn!

There are some crazies around... like whoever shot my cat last year. Next door neighbor told me today that he had a 9mm pistol stolen out of his truck two months ago. He filed a report. May have to get a camera and start locking my doors.

I don't play that game.

thats a good name for it

Crazy stuff indeed. Good thing you are ok!

Someone's husband?

What exactly did you get into down in Florida? What did you bring back?

you did once work for the moffia

Definitely more likely