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 Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 08:34 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
Jr Deputy Dan
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I like big balls. Bouncing big balls. My balls are always swinging from the left and to the right... I do believe my big balls should be held every night.
And by "balls" I mean parties... you know like galas. Keep your minds out of the gutters and just focus on big balls you guys.
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 08:37 PM
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john h
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Went to the testicle festival in Castell Texas (small town about an hour from Fredericksburg in the middle of nowhere) a couple of years ago. Fun time.
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 08:44 PM
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McLovin’
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Cowboy Church here does a big fry as a fundraiser each year...the signs read “COME HAVE A BALL WITH JESUS!”
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 08:48 PM
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John175☮
MACHO MAN
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Yeah....That's not going to happen.
“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -JFK
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 08:52 PM
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T Bird
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Must be another Texas thing I don't do. 
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 08:58 PM
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ReelBusy
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Applies here to It's amazing to me our ancestors were able to figure this stuff. This mushroom is good to eat. This one will kill you. This one will lower a fever. This one will make you see things. There must have just been huge numbers of them that died experimenting. I guess death was so common back then and life so unpleasant you didn't have a whole lot to lose. Interesting lore indeed.
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 09:01 PM
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Bigbob_FTW
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people used to think tomatoes where poison.
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 09:01 PM
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Tallgrass05
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 09:02 PM
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rj74955
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I wonder who was the very first person to eat balls. And then after that if he decided he wanted to try all different kinds of balls.
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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01/15/20 09:02 PM
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T Bird
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Good luck getting the female in your life to attend let alone partake in eating testicles.  Plan on going solo boys. 
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: T Bird]
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01/15/20 09:22 PM
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Kattelyn
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Good luck getting the female in your life to attend let alone partake in eating testicles. Plan on going solo boys. Are you kidding? I can't imagine a woman not wanting to bite down and chew on a nice pair or two. It's currently the running joke with a couple of my girlfriends. **Mental note. Need to pick up some of those little sword martini skewers to use while there.
Last edited by Kattelyn; 01/15/20 09:23 PM.
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Kattelyn]
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01/15/20 09:31 PM
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bigfishtx
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Good luck getting the female in your life to attend let alone partake in eating testicles. Plan on going solo boys. Are you kidding? I can't imagine a woman not wanting to bite down and chew on a nice pair or two. It's currently the running joke with a couple of my girlfriends. **Mental note. Need to pick up some of those little sword martini skewers to use while there. 
Keep the Lord in your heart and keep your powder dry.
5:5
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Kattelyn]
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01/15/20 09:44 PM
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avid_basser
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Good luck getting the female in your life to attend let alone partake in eating testicles. Plan on going solo boys. Are you kidding? I can't imagine a woman not wanting to bite down and chew on a nice pair or two. It's currently the running joke with a couple of my girlfriends. **Mental note. Need to pick up some of those little sword martini skewers to use while there. WHHHHHAAAAAT!?
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Urban Fisher]
#13405534
01/15/20 09:52 PM
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Duck_Hunter
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What does one wear to the testicle festival?
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Re: Testicle Festival
[Re: Duck_Hunter]
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01/15/20 10:02 PM
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bigfishtx
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What does one wear to the testicle festival? I wouldn't go without kevlar skivvies.
Keep the Lord in your heart and keep your powder dry.
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