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 My mother n law...
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12/26/19 03:50 PM
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TroyKing
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Announced that she doesn't want anybody farting on her furniture anymore... In an effort to show my support I'm feeding my boys pinto beans and ham hocks before our Christmas get together this evening  ... Bless her heart she's been talking crazier and crazier the past few months... She filled all the Christmas candy bowls up and doesn't want anybody eating it. 
The driving force and secret desire of every bass fisherman, is to one day be a crappie fisherman............Could it be that the good Lord just smilies and looks the other way when a fisherman tells a lie?
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 03:54 PM
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PondFish
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Has your wife, and/or siblings, made sure all the necessary PoAs have been executed? Sounds like the storm is coming.
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 03:55 PM
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Nickbyrd
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 03:57 PM
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GTrigg
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My mother-in-law _______.I thought this was going to be one of those "fill in the blank" posts..... 
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/26/19 04:06 PM
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Chug-bug-bang1
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Hey pull my finger ๐๐ป๐จ
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 04:06 PM
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T Bird
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She must have felt a need for the formal announcement. I wouldn't want you farting on my furniture either. 
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 04:07 PM
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Chug-bug-bang1
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Liquored up eggnog Announced that she doesn't want anybody farting on her furniture anymore... In an effort to show my support I'm feeding my boys pinto beans and ham hocks before our Christmas get together this evening ... Bless her heart she's been talking crazier and crazier the past few months... She filled all the Christmas candy bowls up and doesn't want anybody eating it.
Hey pull my finger ๐๐ป๐จ
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 04:14 PM
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Matt Jackson
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Whoโs taking the deviled eggs?
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 04:23 PM
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mstring
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To my in-laws the word fart is worse than that other F word.
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 05:41 PM
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hopalong
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buy her some of that clear plastic furniture covering, should help with the sound.
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 05:47 PM
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TexDawg
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In her defense, plopping down on a couch or chair and having someone elseโs vile gas squish out of the cushion and invade your nostrils is kinda gross
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 05:55 PM
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elkhunter7x6
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Did yโall catch any crappie Tuesday?
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: elkhunter7x6]
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12/26/19 06:23 PM
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TroyKing
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Did yโall catch any crappie Tuesday? Just that one big one... We didn't try anywhere else... They're just not there for some reason.
The driving force and secret desire of every bass fisherman, is to one day be a crappie fisherman............Could it be that the good Lord just smilies and looks the other way when a fisherman tells a lie?
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: TroyKing]
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12/26/19 06:24 PM
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outfishdya
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Maybe your side of the family has gas issues. She may think the candy is what gives you and yours the bad gas....
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun....
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Re: My mother n law...
[Re: T Bird]
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12/26/19 06:25 PM
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TroyKing
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She must have felt a need for the formal announcement. I wouldn't want you farting on my furniture either. I think she's sick of 5 teenage grandsons constantly ripping one. 
The driving force and secret desire of every bass fisherman, is to one day be a crappie fisherman............Could it be that the good Lord just smilies and looks the other way when a fisherman tells a lie?
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