A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decides to leave a note: "I've had enough and have left you, don't bother coming after me." Then she hides under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home. She hears him in the kitchen. He comes into the bedroom. She sees him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he writes something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone: “She's finally gone. Yeah, I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to see you. Put on that sexy french nightie. I love you. Can’t wait to see you. We'll do all the naughty things you like”. He hangs up, grabs his keys and leaves.

She hears the car drive off as she comes out from under the bed, seething with rage. With tears in her eyes she grabs the note to see what he wrote; "I can see your feet. We're outta bread. Back in 5 min."

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