There’s only one of the following statements that is NOT true about me:

- I once bet $1,300 on a hard six at Sahara’s just to impress a woman who wasn’t paying attention to me
- I saved 2 people from drowning before I was 16
- I saw 3 dead bodies before the age of 13 and two had died in front of me
- I discovered an early hour fire in a Wall St lawyer’s office who was a close associate of Richard Nixon
- One Christmas Eve, I was one of the few white people at Big Wilt's Smalls Paradise in Harlem

I'm being audited by the IRS

That's pretty impressive! They've been doing a ton of jumps out there this year. We've been watching them from the house and soccer fields all summer.

I’m betting on the hard six not being true-
You just don’t seem to me to be the kind to do that to impress anyone-

I work for the IRS

The guys out there now do mostly tandems, we were a club back when I was jumping there, I’ve actually landed off the airport several times, the lake always worried me but that never happened-
That was when I was a newbie and didn’t control my parachute like a should sometimes-
And sometimes we would do cross country jumps where we would get out several miles away and open at around 9 or 10,000 feet and let the winds currents take us back, and we didn’t always make it back to the airport, and it was also before cell phones, so we have to walk somewhere and call the drop zone to come pick us up-
Great times-

I don't spend money on anything I can't

Eat
Drink
Drive
F***k
Fish with

Need To do drive way beers soon or go to the brewery lol

If that was a lie, I would’ve said $2,000 on a hard eight.

DAMMIT! I can’t keep up this charade, YOU’RE RIGHT!

I’ve never been to Las Vegas and I’m a terrible gambler

I'm going with hard six. When Scagnetti is in the room everyone pays attention. Even if they're broke.

Rumor is this scene is loosely based on a young Scagnetti walking into an OTB in the Bronx in 76. But had to clean it up and make it more Texan and less wop.

Then tell me what I'm supposed to do, paid my taxes on line last year, thru turbo tax, they want proof, I sent them bank statement, now they say they show no record of them receiving deposit. WTH?

I once went sky diving and almost landed on a moving car (felt like a James Bond manuvour)
I love movies that are based on true events like Denzel Washington's movie: Remember The Titans, but I also love a good love story like: The Notebook
I won $1000 on a scratch off ticket at a gas station
I met Taylor Swift in a shoe store in California

I was raised the adopted son of a poor black sharecropper.
For my 18th birthday, Mama made me my favorite meal… tuna fish on white bread with mayonnaise, a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies.
I invented some Opti grab glasses and joined the circus for a while until I found my special purpose.

You know me too well!