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Aviation Humor #13347121 11/19/19 10:51 PM
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Student pilot on first solo conversation with alit traffic controller.

Controller; N900BH can you give me your position.

Student Pilot: I’m next to a cloud that looks like a lion.

Controller: Can you be more specific please.

Student Pilot: .....uh....Simba.


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Re: Aviation Humor [Re: Pilothawk] #13347283 11/20/19 01:31 AM
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A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and started going at it. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.

"Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."

Hurt, he replied: "Well, It's not used to playing in cathedrals."


A good rule of angling philosphy is not to interfere with another fisherman's ways of being happy, unless you want to be hated.

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Re: Aviation Humor [Re: Pilothawk] #13347451 11/20/19 05:11 AM
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