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They started that a couple year ago.
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Well, it was a terrible marketing effort if I just now noticed. [/quote]

And the 24oz roadies are now 2fizzzzive oz.

Everyone knows about the 2fizzzzzzzive oz Roadies.

I took a dump in some bushes in Washington DC once. Hit me hard and there were no bathrooms in half a mile plus it was the 4th of July and there were 500,000 of my closest friends around.

Did you turn around and check it out when you were finished?

For Texture

I know a guy that was fishing on Fork in early February, bitterly cold and had on everything he owned including a set of Blizzard Proof Carrhart coveralls. The chit attack hit him and he tried to fight his way through it, finally gave in and fired the boat up and ran it up on the nearest bank, grabbed the hockey tickets out of the rod box, I mean coming in HOT. Got behind the nearest tree and started fighting those stupid coveralls, Finally got them and the jeans he had under them down, and let 'er rip. The whole time freezing half to death, gets cleaned up, yanks his britches up and throws the coveralls up over his shoulders and worms his arms back in them. You know what I mean, those coveralls are a pain to get on. Turns around to inspect, and there's no sign of anything on the ground.
Just because I know a lot of the details of this in no way insinuates that it was me and I will deny it from now on.

Oh rj!

Good thing you were alone or you would have been famous for all the wrong reasons. Had a buddy of mine squat down on a bed of fire ants at RR once. Fortunately for him I didn't have a camera and iphones weren't invented yet or he would have been famous too. I do have this little jewel from a McDonalds tournament on Fork. Somethings just can't wait no matter whose around. The splash did turn a few heads.

This is without a doubt the stupidity post I have ever seen on this forum!
Who would ask it and who would answer?
Geez!!!

*stupidest

Opinion.

Got to a lake at 5am after having a jack in the box breakfast sandwich and some coffee
After launching the kayak, I felt an urgent situation was imminent.

Paddled back to shore and briskly walked to the porta potty, almost sweating now and frantically fumbling for the handle as it was pitch black outside
Emergently found the seat and without a second to spare released the hounds

Unfortunately, there was a toilet seat lid and it was down
Only the lead dog escaped the pen, and the rest were held barking at bay until the lid could be safely lifted

Thankfully I always carry a box of sterilizing wipes, a huge pump bottle of sanitizing hand gel, multiple hand towels, paper napkins, and a change of clothes in the vehicle

Spent the next 45 minutes cleaning the hazard areas.

Couple of years ago I was putting the boat away. Had a stomach problem. Stepped out of the boat and foot hit an old RR tie and I fell on the concrete. Arms took control and sphincter let go. Got up and took my shorts off and cleaned up. Threw them in the bed of my truck and headed down the freeway. Gangbanger was following close with the music cranked up and his windows open. The underwear raised up in the wind at 70mph and blew out and into his car window. I made a quick exit so he wouldn't shoot me.