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Casts' couch...
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09/13/19 12:56 PM
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Joined: Jun 2011
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Dave-0
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DYSON
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DYSON
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I’m not having much luck with jobs lately. I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.
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Wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer.
Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room.
Laws won't fix a sin problem. What this world needs is a revival, change of the heart. ~The Skipper
Age is a number. Old is a lifestyle.
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 12:56 PM
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Dave-0
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DYSON
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DYSON
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Laws won't fix a sin problem. What this world needs is a revival, change of the heart. ~The Skipper
Age is a number. Old is a lifestyle.
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 01:04 PM
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Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,800
gregpaul
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 01:04 PM
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 38,565
Frank the Tank
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Jesus loves all of us
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 01:13 PM
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 121,172
hopalong
Pescador Loco
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Pescador Loco
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anyone heard from our missing jokster?
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 01:28 PM
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Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 21,300
fishmagnet
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 01:45 PM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 12,590
MBradford
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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I tried getting a job as a gynecologist. I just couldn't find any openings.
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 03:45 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,124
UGLYSHCTICK
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Tried boxing candies at the chocolate factory. Just couldn't cut it as a fudge packer.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: Dave-0]
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09/13/19 03:56 PM
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Joined: Apr 2004
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bassfishinglawyer
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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I always thought my profession was too legalistic and the people were too judgmental.Never liked them.
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Re: Casts' couch...
[Re: MBradford]
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09/13/19 03:59 PM
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Joined: Feb 2005
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410MAN
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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I tried getting a job as a gynecologist. I just couldn't find any openings. I tried that job for awhile but I had Tunnel vision all time.
Last edited by 410MAN; 09/13/19 03:59 PM.
Smile while you still have teeth.
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