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Crowbar
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09/05/19 09:44 PM
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blooper961
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TFF Celebrity
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OP
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Before crowbars were invented the crows had to drink at home
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
#13271550
09/05/19 10:00 PM
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 40,962
CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
#13271554
09/05/19 10:02 PM
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Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 7,765
kjwolvy
TFF Celebrity
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Come to Tractor Supply.. ill sell you one.
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
#13271559
09/05/19 10:05 PM
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 14,310
river-rat
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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No one knew how to measure hail until the golf ball showed up
"I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work". Thomas Edison
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: CCTX]
#13271740
09/06/19 01:11 AM
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ReelBusy
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I see your bad joke a raise you a worse joke.
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
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09/06/19 01:42 AM
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Duck_Hunter
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This is the turd thread of world.
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: Duck_Hunter]
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09/06/19 01:57 AM
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Posts: 25,319
ReelBusy
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This is the turd thread of world. A turd walks into a bar. He jumps up onto a bar stool and sits there for a moment, waiting to be served. The barman spots the turd on the stool, looks around the bar and shouts, "HEY! How did this get here?!" "Well, it's a long story... " says the turd, "basically, I woke up in the sewer last year and suddenly became aware of my existence. Since then I've travelled the globe and met many famous figures, including the Queen of England. I've helped doctors with their unsolved problems and cured many diseases that were thought to be incurable. I've travelled into outer space and back with some of the best astronauts in the world. I became a multi billionaire by investing in the stockmarket, then gave every penny to help children in need. Since I was in the neighborhood, I though I'd slip into this bar, have a drink and continue my work on disproving Einstein's theory of Relativity. I haven't got long here though, I don't want to miss my appointment with the world leaders. We're making an agreement today on world peace." The barman just stands there for a moment, mouth wide open. He looks directly at the turd and says, "You're just talking [censored]!"
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: ReelBusy]
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09/06/19 02:33 AM
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Posts: 29,836
Duck_Hunter
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This is the turd thread of world. A turd walks into a bar. He jumps up onto a bar stool and sits there for a moment, waiting to be served. The barman spots the turd on the stool, looks around the bar and shouts, "HEY! How did this get here?!" "Well, it's a long story... " says the turd, "basically, I woke up in the sewer last year and suddenly became aware of my existence. Since then I've travelled the globe and met many famous figures, including the Queen of England. I've helped doctors with their unsolved problems and cured many diseases that were thought to be incurable. I've travelled into outer space and back with some of the best astronauts in the world. I became a multi billionaire by investing in the stockmarket, then gave every penny to help children in need. Since I was in the neighborhood, I though I'd slip into this bar, have a drink and continue my work on disproving Einstein's theory of Relativity. I haven't got long here though, I don't want to miss my appointment with the world leaders. We're making an agreement today on world peace." The barman just stands there for a moment, mouth wide open. He looks directly at the turd and says, "You're just talking [censored]!" Not great, but you made this thread infinitely better.
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
#13272072
09/06/19 01:09 PM
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 1,219
Choogie Chunker
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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2 blondes walk into a building.
You’d think one of them would have seen it.
'91 Skeeter 200SX Yamaha 200 ................................ It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. ................................................ I'm not old. My bobbers just float a little lower than they used to.
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: Magged Out]
#13272080
09/06/19 01:21 PM
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 40,962
CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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Saw them open for the Melvins early, mid 90s. They rock
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
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09/06/19 01:35 PM
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 512
Crowbar
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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I drink at home by choice. Bars suck. LOL
Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading
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Re: Crowbar
[Re: blooper961]
#13272100
09/06/19 01:38 PM
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Joined: May 2007
Posts: 41,291
Patriot Guard Rider
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You waited 16 years for your name to show up in a thread?
Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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