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How Does That Even Work? #13254659 08/21/19 01:34 AM
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If you are a eunuch I assumed that meant you wouldn’t really have any sexual desires, let alone a fetish.


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Re: How Does That Even Work? [Re: Urban Fisher] #13254661 08/21/19 01:37 AM
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The sheriff's office added: "Van Ryswyk had dropped the ball on this one."

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He must have not looked at the almanac to be sure the blood was in the feet.

Re: How Does That Even Work? [Re: Urban Fisher] #13254789 08/21/19 03:32 AM
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Many years ago I worked for a large Engineering and Construction firm. We had a guy that worked in the piping department, he was a very good pipe fitter. He came from a very large poor family, like 14,15 kids. He said his dad was a drunk and when in his sixties he got it wife pregnant again and she should have been to old to have kids. He said his dad got good and drunk and cut one of his nuts out, the old man didn't want to have any more kids. He said the old main passed out almost bled to death. They took him to the hospital and patched him up.

He said about 1 1/2 latter he knocked his wife again with only one nut, he was really pissed that time.

The guy that told me this story had a younger brother working at the same plant, summer job, he was going to collage to play football at OU or OSU can't remember He said it was a true story about his dad cutting one of his nuts out and had a kid with only one nut.

If I'm not mistaken, its been to many years but the old man may have killed himself, blew his brains out with a pistol.

I recall this guy saying the oldest child in the family was something like 40 and the youngest was only a year or two.

That must have been some kind of family.

I could tell the two guys I worked with they got out and left home as quick as they could.


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Originally Posted by Urban Fisher
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If you are a eunuch I assumed that meant you wouldn’t really have any sexual desires, let alone a fetish.

People are weird dude .

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I worked at a prison for 20 yrs. and saw all sorts of things. One time I was ordered to go to protective custody and escort an inmate to the infirmary that had attempted to castrate himself. He’d just gotten started and just made a long cut down the side of the sack. We cuffed him and walked him to the infirmary where he refused treatment. It wasn’t life threatening so he couldn’t be forced to receive any. The captain told me to take him back to his cell. In an attempt to make the inmate reconsider his decision I asked the captain, “ if one falls out and I step on it before I can stop, will I have to fill out ‘use of force paperwork’ “? He instantly replied, “ No, if it hits the ground first it’s a dead ball. “ It was all I could to to keep a straight professional face!









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Originally Posted by Choogie Chunker
I worked at a prison for 20 yrs. and saw all sorts of things. One time I was ordered to go to protective custody and escort an inmate to the infirmary that had attempted to castrate himself. He’d just gotten started and just made a long cut down the side of the sack. We cuffed him and walked him to the infirmary where he refused treatment. It wasn’t life threatening so he couldn’t be forced to receive any. The captain told me to take him back to his cell. In an attempt to make the inmate reconsider his decision I asked the captain, “ if one falls out and I step on it before I can stop, will I have to fill out ‘use of force paperwork’ “? He instantly replied, “ No, if it hits the ground first it’s a dead ball. “ It was all I could to to keep a straight professional face!

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Dang. Just when you thought you have heard it all. eeks


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Originally Posted by Urban Fisher
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If you are a eunuch I assumed that meant you wouldn’t really have any sexual desires, let alone a fetish.


These people have a mental disorder, not sexual fetishes.


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Yep. Same as pedophiles

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Originally Posted by Urban Fisher
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If you are a eunuch I assumed that meant you wouldn’t really have any sexual desires, let alone a fetish.


These people have a mental disorder, not sexual fetishes.


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He was a proud cut gelding. Left too much cord that made testosterone that his brain didn't now what to do with.


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Here's another true one. Wayne Dumond raped the daughter of a prominent man in Forrest City, AR about 1975. He was released on bond from jail, and two men broke into his house and castrated him. They were never caught. Dumond served time in AR prisons and eventually was released to Mich. where he died some time later. Some 20 years later, the sheriff in Forest City got into some sort of investigation, and in the course of it, a reporter discovered a Mason jar on his desk. In the jar were the testicles of Wayne Dumond- had been sitting there all that time.

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Tiger Woods needs to be castrated. What an immoral reprobate.

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