I mean literally, if she had to, could she wring a chickens neck, pluck it, cut it up, and turn it into some delicious fried chicken? It's a lost art. Ask your wife or girlfriend if they know how to cut a whole chicken up.

I'd pay for that at this point

Yes, but not since we got married

My wife knew her way around a chicken.

Yes, my wife is physco.

We own chickens and we had a rooster. I know how to clean birds. She wouldn’t let me kill and process the roster because she had a soft spot in her heart for it. She did let me smoke it. He was delicious.

No, she doesn’t know how to choke a chicken.

No, no, and no she definitely couldn’t dispatch a chicken or even pluck it. Asking her to quarter a whole chicken would end up with some new cuts of meat. I have had to replace many garden hoses as once a golf ball gets sucked through they are pretty much useless.

Not a chance, she would starve to death first

Yep..

I had a neighbor years ago that had two of the meanest roosters ever. They would wonder over to my house every now and then and attack the chit out of me on my way to the truck to go to work. Usually it would still be about half dark, me half asleep, and I would look like that guy in the monkey video the other day except there were 2 of them coming from all angles. It was horrifying. For some reason my wife left earlier than me one morning. They weren't the best chickens I ever ate but they were pretty darn good.

Not since the change.

She used to....

Only if she had a pillow case and a baseball bat.

Mines going through that and I sleep with one eye open, she’s nuttier than a porta potty at a peanut festival.