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 joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 12:55 AM
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crapyetr
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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,
For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free."
I replied, " Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable."
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited: What she said was : 466-136-4293"
MERCY - not receiving what you deserve
GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve
America's MESS = God's miracle fixes
I'd rather walk with God with no questions answered than to walk thru life without Him and know the answers
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 12:56 AM
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Kentucky
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 12:57 AM
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Urban Fisher
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So did you hook up with her?
Jane says I've never been in love - no
She don't know what it is
She only knows if someone wants her
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 01:01 AM
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fishslime
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Good one. Hope I can remember all the numbers.
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 01:57 AM
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Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 01:59 AM
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RATZ
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 02:05 AM
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Kicker16
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 10:50 AM
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Space
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 10:57 AM
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river-rat
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"I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work". Thomas Edison
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 11:27 AM
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AmpedUp
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 01:12 PM
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T Bird
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Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 01:24 PM
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John175☮
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“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.†-JFK
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 01:32 PM
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Trickster
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 05:15 PM
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Matt Jackson
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I just called and they were not amused on the other end of the line.
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Re: joke better than Cast's...???
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08/23/19 07:19 PM
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hopalong
Pescador Loco
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I just called and they were not amused on the other end of the line. I thought you swore off those 900 numbers. geeeeeeeez dude !
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