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One for Bill... #13221754 07/22/19 11:03 AM
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And all the other dads with daughters. -


A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents.

“So, what do you do for work?” asks the inquisitive father potato.

“Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster.”

The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately.

“Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.

The father shouts, “I’m not having my daughter hanging around with a commentator!”


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Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221755 07/22/19 11:04 AM
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banana


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Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221757 07/22/19 11:06 AM
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Family is everything!

Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.

Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221774 07/22/19 11:37 AM
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Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221800 07/22/19 12:03 PM
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Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?


Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221861 07/22/19 01:22 PM
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Fly fisherman is 10x funnier.

Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221863 07/22/19 01:24 PM
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Re: One for Bill... [Re: glenls] #13221867 07/22/19 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by glenls
Fail


Bigtime!......Sorry, but I'll give it a D- for effort!


Just one more cast!

Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221894 07/22/19 01:48 PM
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Oh my, what a start to the week.

Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221902 07/22/19 01:57 PM
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You guys must be slow learners.


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Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221961 07/22/19 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Cast
You guys must be slow learners.


Maybe should have used “dictator” instead of “commentater”. Most fathers get more irate about those hanging out with their teen daughters.

Re: One for Bill... [Re: Cast] #13221970 07/22/19 03:04 PM
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I go to great lengths to keep my jokes family friendly.


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Re: One for Bill... [Re: Jimbo] #13221995 07/22/19 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbo
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Fail


Bigtime!......Sorry, but I'll give it a D- for effort!

I will however give you an "A" for persistence.


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Re: One for Bill... [Re: Sawhorse] #13222003 07/22/19 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Cast
You guys must be slow learners.


Maybe should have used “dictator” instead of “commentater”. Most fathers get more irate about those hanging out with their teen daughters.


that's a little Johnny joke.


Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.

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