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One for Bill...
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07/22/19 11:03 AM
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And all the other dads with daughters. -
A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents.
“So, what do you do for work?” asks the inquisitive father potato.
“Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster.”
The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately.
“Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.
The father shouts, “I’m not having my daughter hanging around with a commentator!”
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 11:04 AM
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 11:06 AM
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Patriot Guard Rider
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Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 11:37 AM
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glenls
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 12:03 PM
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spacejunkie
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Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 01:22 PM
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DI
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Fly fisherman is 10x funnier.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 01:24 PM
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TexDawg
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 01:25 PM
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Jimbo
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Bigtime!......Sorry, but I'll give it a D- for effort!
Just one more cast!
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 01:48 PM
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Trickster
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Oh my, what a start to the week.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 01:57 PM
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You guys must be slow learners.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 02:55 PM
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Sawhorse
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You guys must be slow learners.
Maybe should have used “dictator” instead of “commentater”. Most fathers get more irate about those hanging out with their teen daughters.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 03:04 PM
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I go to great lengths to keep my jokes family friendly.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 03:28 PM
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Patriot Guard Rider
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Bigtime!......Sorry, but I'll give it a D- for effort! I will however give you an "A" for persistence.
Family is everything! Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 03:35 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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You guys must be slow learners.
Maybe should have used “dictator” instead of “commentater”. Most fathers get more irate about those hanging out with their teen daughters. that's a little Johnny joke.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: One for Bill...
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07/22/19 03:53 PM
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Timberking
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