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Father's Day and Boys
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06/07/19 11:19 PM
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a777pilot
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Had Boys, Have Boys, Thinking About Boys"? In honor of Fathers Day: Had Boys, Have Boys,Thinking About Boys Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding): A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room .... You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. Super glue is forever. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because: a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical! b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny. d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control
Look! Up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's an EMP!
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/07/19 11:53 PM
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Bee'z
honey boo boo
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honey boo boo
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/08/19 12:05 AM
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CCTX
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mapquest
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My favoritemarbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/08/19 03:58 AM
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Don Collum
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I have a open pint of brake fluid so old I would not want to use it my vehicles and did not know how and dispose of it. The wife has clorox.
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/08/19 03:52 PM
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Allen Bass Fisher
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I have 2 year and 4 year old grandsons. I forwarded this to my daughter and son-in-law (the boys parents).
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/08/19 10:31 PM
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presley
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/09/19 01:27 AM
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KQT
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Target on a bedroom door and a bow. Not so much about that but it took three shots before they realized the arrows were going through the door. Various holes in the sheet rock. Strange how I can go to the hall and never touch the walls.
Common carp 26 Goldfish 9.78lb Mirror Koi 14lb Koi 16lb Channel Catfish 26lbs Blue Cat 30lb Bass 9.5lb
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: Don Collum]
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06/09/19 01:39 AM
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a777pilot
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I have a open pint of brake fluid so old I would not want to use it my vehicles and did not know how and dispose of it. The wife has clorox. Forget Clorox, use pool shock. Much better reaction.
Look! Up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's an EMP!
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Re: Father's Day and Boys
[Re: a777pilot]
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06/09/19 01:26 PM
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Cast
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If you wrap an inner tube around your muffler and wire it on there solid, your car will leave a con trail.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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