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New Business Idea
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05/16/19 01:21 AM
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Urban Fisher
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Ok so my Urban X space exploitation idea is not taking off as well as I would like. I think over all I received about $15 in potential financing.
But this one is a true winner...
Here’s the idea. I believe pretty much all lakes in Texas are created by man made dams. People then spend money to buy houses on these man made lakes (but in reality these land owners did not pay for the dam that created the lake). Now say this dam built many years ago suddenly fails. Now these lake front land owners are mud front land owners. Of course this could not be their fault and someone else needs to pay for their investment that did not go as planned. This is were Urban Insurance comes in! Yup, buy as much lake front property as you want! If the dam fails, Urban Insurance will have your back. Just post here if you are interested in quotes.
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/16/19 01:32 AM
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Urban Fisher
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Of course! I’m even thinking of stock market insurance. Who wants to invest with not knowing what the future may hold? With Urban Insurance...again we have your back! Buy all the crazy stocks you want and if you lose money, we’ll sue the government.
Jane says I've never been in love - no She don't know what it is She only knows if someone wants her
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Re: New Business Idea
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05/16/19 01:34 AM
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Bigbob_FTW
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I'm going to produce a potato chip like lays, but only the folded and browned ones.
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 01:40 AM
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outfishdya
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What about my slingshot investment? Don't Martha Stewart me
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 01:43 AM
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Dan90210 ☮
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Does Urban insurance cover student loan debt? In case after getting your 200k degree in art you can only find work as a cashier at Hobby Lobby?
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: outfishdya]
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05/16/19 01:45 AM
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Urban Fisher
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What about my slingshot investment? Don't Martha Stewart me With your $5 commitment you are now a 1/3 owner! Just think of the Woz and Apple. Don’t lose faith yet. You’ll become a billionaire as promised...it just may not happen in your lifetime. But your great, great grandchildren will thank you.
Jane says I've never been in love - no She don't know what it is She only knows if someone wants her
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Dan90210 ☮]
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05/16/19 01:50 AM
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Urban Fisher
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Does Urban insurance cover student loan debt? In case after getting your 200k degree in art you can only find work as a cashier at Hobby Lobby? Yes. What we do is fake your death. Then we create a new identity for you. Just think, you keep the knowledge you learned without the life long student loan payment. I’m also working on I-got-married-and-had-kids insurance.
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 03:47 AM
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Sawhorse
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Will you offer insurance for insurance claims that my insurance might refuse to pay? Kind of like a hedge insurance for insurance?
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 04:09 AM
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outfishdya
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Does the Got married and had kids insurance acept existing conditions? I only have 3 kids as of now.
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Sawhorse]
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05/16/19 04:10 AM
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Will you offer insurance for insurance claims that my insurance might refuse to pay? Kind of like a hedge insurance for insurance? Most definitely! This is called our reinsurance program. We have state of the art offices with all kinds of fancy office equipment. Just provide us with a copy of your rejection notice and we use a copy machine to convert it to an approval notice. Then we send this document to the home office of your insurance company and they will send you a check. Most insurance companies are so bureaucratic they will never check back with the branch office. So you will get the check you need and your rates will not go up.
Jane says I've never been in love - no She don't know what it is She only knows if someone wants her
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: outfishdya]
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05/16/19 04:17 AM
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Does the Got married and had kids insurance acept existing conditions? I only have 3 kids as of now. For sure! Shoot, have as many bastard children as you would like. This will work similar to our student loan forgiveness policies. However since the kids and their mothers may recognize you at some point in time, we suggest a relocation. How do you feel about living in South America? The living is cheap and weather is always nice.
Jane says I've never been in love - no She don't know what it is She only knows if someone wants her
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 05:47 AM
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Davedave
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Mix in a slingshot or catapult, and this is a winner. Do I even have to own a mud front lot to apply? What if I was considering a mud front lot? Would that work?
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 11:58 AM
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banker-always fishing
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IGFA World Record Rio Grande Cichlid. Lake Dunlap. John 3:16 Sinner's Prayer. God forgive me a sinner. I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior !
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Re: New Business Idea
[Re: Urban Fisher]
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05/16/19 12:01 PM
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Okie Poke
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